Aca-Awesome! - An OHSHC fanfic

Chapter 7

Haruhi's P.O.V.~

"Kaoru, I think we found our new toy..." Hikaru and Kaoru must be doing one of their weird acts. Honestly, it makes me want to puke, but it's hard to avoid when it's forced into your face.

"She won't replace me, will she?" Kaoru's eye start to water as he holds the poor girl's hand.

"Of course not!" Hikaru drops the small girl immediately, taking Kaoru into his arms and starting their incest act.

"Ouch! That was completely unnecessary!" The small girl exclaims, dusting herself off, "But OF COURSE you don't care. Oh please go on, with your twincest, ya fucking weirdos." She crankily mumbles to herself and stomps to the exit. Why does she sound so similar???

...

Kyoya would kill me if I let this get out of hand. Crap.

"Princess, please wait!" My glasses bounce on my face as I run after the raging girl, "Wait, princess. I'm so sorry for the-"

"Haru-chan!? Is that you!?" Immediately, I recognize her eyes.

"Y-yuri-senpai?"

"The hell, Haruhi!? You look like you went through a tornado! You looked so much better yesterday!"

"He-This club's kind of a catastrophe..."

"I can tell... But you really are a mess," she starts to pull some of my hair down, making me groan.

"Stop it, you're turning into Dad."

"For your information, I would gladly be your dad... wait that sounds wrong."

"Very."

"Haruhi! How dare you betray your Daddy!" Tamaki shouts, running over to swing Haruhi around in the air.

"Stop it, Tamaki! I'm just talking to Yuri!" I screech, twisting in Tamaki's arms, "Mori-senpai, help!"

Mori is up and running as soon as he hears his name. He swipes me out of Tamaki's grasp and holds me up in the air, just staring at me.

"M-mori-senpai, I think I'm okay now," I say timidly, worried he was gonna stare at me forever. Mori just grunts and sets me down before walking back to his spot up Honey.

"I-I should get going, Haruhi. I'll see you around," Yuri says, trying to exit once again.

"Hold up, Yuri!" I grab her hand to keep her from leaving, "Wanna walk back home together?"

"Sure! If I'm not ready by the time you are, just feel free to chill in my club room." I smile at her before she returns to her club room.

~Yuri's P.O.V.~

"Took ya long enough," Takuya mumbles from his position on the couch.

"Sorry, you know nothing ever goes to plan in that place." I plop myself on to the far couch that faces Yuuto, "No Noriko?"

"Actually, no. She's taking a look at the recording equipment," Megumi states, pointing at one of the rooms behind her.

"Did you give her a cookie?"

"Nooooooooo," They claimed, shaking their guilty.

I just sigh at their selfishness and grab the goodie bag.

"Noriko?" I asked quietly as I entered the recording room, "Would you like a cookie?"

"Oh my gosh! Yes! I would love one!" Noriko jumps up and down on her tippy toes.

"Chocolate chip or M&M?"

"Chocolate chip." I pull out the bag, pull her cookie out, and hand it to her, "Thank you."