(COMPLETE) The Legend of TinderWood (A Slenderman Story)

Part Nine: (Cant think of a title :P)

[Slenderman's P.O.V.]

I mentally facepalmed. If any more of my proxies show up, it was going to be a meeting! There were five here already, including Tim and Toby. And the two of them already looked just about ready to rip each other's throats out. Not a good situation. "Calm down everyone," I growled, my voice rumbling like thunder. Yes, I like my deep voice. Leave me be!

"We are calm, Slender," Mystique said, facepalming. Hey, atleast my fail wasn't as bad as Hoodie's when he made that glorious entrance of breaking the front door and shouting to stop the "fight" that wasn't even occuring. Now THAT was a fail. Hoodie glared at me suddenly, as if reading my thoughts. Impossible!

I looked down at July, saying, "Where is your brother?" "Right here," Stark answered, standing behind me. I would have smiled if it were possible. But I didn't have a face at the moment.

Tim, who I chose to call "Masky," was getting awfully close to July. Not like I cared; I wasn't concerned in the relationships of my proxies unless they try killing each other. They actually made a very cute couple, when you thought about it!

From the corner of my vision, I saw a splotch of blue and black. I turned my head slightly to see another one of my proxies, Eyeless Jack (E.J. for short), staring at us all. It was officially a proxy meeting! Six if my proxies total, for now.

"Hello, Eyeless," I called, waving. He just sighed and shook his head slowly. That's the thing about E.J. he never really talked to anyone. Probably spent all his talking time with the voices in his head.

Pulling a notepad from his pocket and a pen, E.J. wrote "Who's house is this?" "Masky's," I responded. And, of course, E.J.'s next question was "Does Masky have any kidneys lying around?" Before I could respond, Masky grabbed E.J.'s hand and dragged him to the kitchen. I was about to say that there was no way Masky had any kidneys, too. Looks like I didn't know all too much about this new proxy.

A few minutes later, as the ones of us left stood in awkward silence, Masky came back into the living room. E.J. followed him, a jar with a few kidneys in it clutched in his hand. I glanced at Masky, asking, " Why the hell do you have kidneys?" He just shrugged as if it wasn't such a big deal. I sighed, "We should get back to the mansion. Splendor will be locking the doors soon, and he usually doesn't unlock them until morning.

My proxies that had lived at the mansion nodded in agreement. Besides, I had to get something situated — Puppeteer had found himself stuck being in love with a human. What the hell else would he be in love with, considering there were inly about five female Creepypasta? It was slightly annoying for the lack of females at Slender Mansion. Slightly as in VERY. VERY FREAKING ANNOYING.....