[thekookieyouwant]
taetanic
ayo boi
how big is your dick?
mines around a
hmm lemme see
laRGE
thekookieyouwant
sorry do i know you sir?
taetanic
no but you'll want to ;)
thekookieyouwant
my mum says strangers are dangerous
you sound like one of those strangers
"dangerous?" taehyung scoffed at the word, "i am the most harmless human being that has ever been on planet earth"
taetanic
eXCUSE YOU
i am a mAN OF NO TALENTS AND NO HARM😤
harmLESS LIKE A FLOWER
thekookieyouwant
flowers can be poisonous sir
taetanic
shutuP
im harmless
thekookieyouwant
sure sir that's why you just cursed
taetanic
curseD? I SAID SHUTUP WHEN WAS THAT A CURSE WORD?!
"this kid" taehyung breathed out heavily, "shut up is not a swear word like since when?" taehyung questioned.
thekookieyouwant
my mummy says that's a bad word sir
taetanic
your mummy told you wrong
thekookieyouwant
my mummy is right, you're wrong sir
taetanic
if shut up is a bad word then why does every teacher i know say it during class?
aren't teachers not meant to say bad words like that kiddo?
thekookieyouwant
well...
shut up
taetanic
good boy
thekookieyouwant
how would you know my gender hm?
taetanic
before asking such a question please check the photos you post
of yourself to be exact
thekookieyouwant
oh
well
....
goodnight sir
taetanic
goodnight bunnyboi
read 9:39pm
"what an innocent bunny" taehyung smirked before locking his phone and opening up his laptop to a porn website.
—
okay weLl enjoy
it's only gonna get shitter
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strangest idol ◇ taekook
Fanfictionwhere idol taehyung texts an innocent boy named jungkook about his dick size. ©yoongisdickpics 2018
