[thekookieyouwant]
thekookieyouwant
HYUNG
YOU WONT BELIEVE IT
I DROPPED MY DOUBLE COATED VANILA ICE CREAM
THAT COSTED LIKE 5 BUCKS
WHERE AM I GOING TO GET THAT MONEY NOW??taetanic
bITCH STFU
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR ICE CREAM PROBLEMS ATM
YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT MY PROBLEMS
WELL IT AINT ACTUALLY A PROBLEM
BUT
MY FUCKING DORM ROOM IS SO PRETTY AND CLEAN
WTF HAS MY ROOMMATE BEEN DOING TO IT
IDK WHAT BUT CAN HE KEEP DOING ITthekookieyouwant
wish my roommate came and said that to me (':taetanic
iM SURE HE WILL
IF ITS AS GOOD AS WHAT MY ROOM LOOKS LIKE
LIKE BITCH
I COULD DROP YOUR DOUBLE COATED VANILA ICE CREAM IN HERE AND IT WOULD GET SOAKED UP RIGJT INTO THE FLOOR JUST SO THE ROOM CAN STAY CLEANthekookieyouwant
thATS INTENSE
WTH
LEMME COME DROP IT IN THERE THENtaetanic
NO DONT TOUCH MY PRETTY ASS ROOMthekookieyouwant
YOURE A MEANIE
IM GONNA GET BACK TO MY ROOM NOW
PRAY THAT MY ROOMMATE AINT ACTUALLY THERE YETtaetanic
IMA LAUGH MY ASS OFF IF HES THERE AND YOU AINTthekookieyouwant
STFU BY THE SOUNDS OF IT YOURS DOESNT SEEM TO BE THEREtaetanic
yEH OFC HE AINT HERE HOW DO YOU THINK HE KEEPS THIS SHIT SO CLEAN
BY SITTING IN THE ROOM???
I THINK NOTthekookieyouwant
well righttaetanic
GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR KERMIT MEMES
may steal but stfu
IMA GO UNPACK MY SHIT
BYE BBY💞💖💓💘💞💫💕💗💓🌟💘💛thekookieyouwant
IHYtaetanic
ILY*
damn your auto correct be so damn inaccurate i think you need to go check it outthekookieyouwant
GOODBYE
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ONE OF YOU HEADASSES HAVE BETTER HEARD THAT GOODBYE IN CHENLES VOICE LMAO FUCK YOU BYE
also just happy juNHUI DAY, i love him
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