strangest idol ◇ taekook

t w e n t y s i x

[thekookieyouwant]

thekookieyouwant
you wouldn't believe what miracle in december just happened

taetanic
first of all i could MAYYYBBEE guess
second of all emo
third of all it ain't even december my dude

thekookieyouwant
it worked alright

taetanic
k

thekookieyouwant
ajdjsj
neways

taetanic
negays*

thekookieyouwant
you ain't wrong

taetanic
ayy

thekookieyouwant
okAY BUT SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK

taetanic

go ahead

thekookieyouwant
WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO FROM IM ACTUALLY YELLING

"you definitely are" taehyung said dramatically pretending to clean his ears from the loud noise coming from jungkook's room.

taetanic
if you're so loud i'm sure the whole dorm building can hear you

thekookieyouwant
o true i should be quiet

taetanic
anyways go ahead tell your news

thekookieyouwant
sO
MR V
OR SHALL I CALL HIM
MR KIM
LIVES WITH ME
YES I AM HIS ROOMMATE
BE A JEALOUS HOE WHILE YOU CAN LOSER

taetanic
akdksk wait you know his real name??
aLSO cool story

thekookieyouwant
first of all bE EXCITED FOR ME YOU MEANIE
second of all yeh it's actually the same name as yours
kim taehyung

taetanic
hmmmmmmmmm
my name must be popular
i must be popular
bow down bitch

thekookieyouwant
wow this is honestly bullying

i don't bow to just any peasants
i only bow to kings
that king being
kim taehyung
WIST
I MEAN V

taetanic
ha
ha
ha
guess who i am
boW
THe
fuCK
DOWN

thekookieyouwant

nev er

taetanic

fine i'm off to raid the fridge then
bye my peasant
you'll respect me one day

just at that moment jungkook heard through the thin walls of the dormitory the fridge opening and packets and cartons being brought out.

he ran and opened the door of his room slightly to give a view of his idol, his love, kim taehyung shoving his face with fresh cheese and ham. "what in the most satanic hell is he doing." jungkook question with every last braincell he owned.

jungkook shook his head and went back to his bed after trying to tell himself he didn't care that he's living with a pig of an idol. but he did think the message he got sent and what taehyung was doing was kind of an odd coincidence, it ticked him slightly.

thekookieyouwant
have fun you non existent king

taetanic
the word king was still there

thekookieyouwant
ugh goodbye ajdj

taetanic
BYE

—

i napped for like thirty minutes but woke up every ten minutes cause an alarm, shit i love living