"bye you little shit" yoongi said to taehyung as he patted the younger on the back. taehyung had a fake tear in his eye as he stared deeply at seokjin."hyung are you really just gonna let me go like this?" taehyung asked seokjin. "shut the fuck up taehyung you're just going for a bit and we'll come visit." seokjin replied.
"i hate you all, and i thought we were family." taehyung started fake crying like the dramatic person he is.
"hurry up and leave you piece of shit" yoongi yelled from the couch. "love you too hyung." taehyung said as he stepped out and walked over to the car that was going to take him to the university.
"bye taetae." everyone yelled except yoongi. "bye" taehyung yelled back with a kiss. as soon as the last bye was said the car started driving off.
taehyung was bored the whole ride and decided that texting kook was a good idea to waste some time.
[thekookieyouwant]
taetanic
bitch
fuck
whore
thot
fucking cunt
loserthekookieyouwant
what
the-
whytaetanic
i was boredthekookieyouwant
be bored somewhere else i think my roommates coming todaytaetanic
oooo exciting
i'm also coming today so
whaTS GOOD GUCCI BOIthekookieyouwant
i thought the gucci boi was u..taetanic
shut upskcjdthekookieyouwant
well gucci boi i gotta go clean my room for my roommate that i'm sure will love me💝💞❤️💖😤🤟taetanic
no ones gonna love you with that shitthekookieyouwant
this is buLLYINGtaetanic
don't worry i love you bbythekookieyouwant
tragic i don't love you
i only love vtaehyung accidentally bursted out into a fit of giggles in the car causing the driver to give him looks in the mirror which taehyung tried to avoid.
taetanic
what if
i was v thothekookieyouwant
HAHAHAHHS
FUNNY JOKE
IM SURE V IS SO MUCH MORE COOLER THAN YOU
but having taehyung as his real name would kinda be cute...a blush came across taehyungs cheeks from the compliment of his name but then read the message back and got angry about the fact that his personality isn't cool
taetanic
i wAS BLUSHING CAUSE YOU SAID MY NAME WAS CUTE
BUT
BITCH
MY PERSONALITY IS 10/10
FUCK YOUthekookieyouwant
this is a holy household i think nottaetanic
thekookieyouwant
lovE YOU BOO
GOING✈️CLEANINGtaetanic
is that
you?thekookieyouwant
perhaps it is
whytaetanic
you
are
perhaps
cute
and
also
a biG FAT MEME
SAVING
THANKS BITCH
I LOVE YOU TOOthekookieyouwant
i hate you
byetaetanic
bYE💘💝💗💖💫💘🌟💗💓💘💫💖💝💘💕💛💗💚💗💝💘💕💖taehyung put his phone down and stared out the window the rest of the ride with a smile spread across his face just because of jungkook's texts.
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so i only wanted to update to ask this question,
so should i T R Y write an au on twitter cause like it seems so fun and shit sicjdj but idk man i got ideas and all but idk so please heLP ME THANKS BYE
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