[thekookieyouwant]taetanic
yo kook
are oranges oranges because oranges are orange?thekookieyouwant
that's a tongue twister and a half
but i guess?
my small butt doesn't know these things taetaetanic
hM
thEN
what do you think life would be like if fat was spelt phat?thekookieyouwant
i would dig that o damntaetanic
who taught you thoSe words
it sounds like something my hyung would say jEsUS FUCKthekookieyouwant
idk i just thought rm would say something like that and because i love that precious bean so much i had to say it"holy fuck im suing a bitch" taehyung said as he clenched his teeth. "one this hoe doesn't love me" taehyung fake cried, "and two he's quoting namjoon i am not okAY" taehyung said to the air around his room cause we all know no one was listening.
taetanic
well okay then rm be giving you such words makes me...
how to word this..
uh..
scared?thekookieyouwant
why would it hyung"cauSE YOURE TAKING AFTER A CLUMSY FUCKER" taehyung yelled at the screen but typed differently.
taetanic
it just
doesthekookieyouwant
hm weirdtaetanic
i just don't want you to turn out to be burning a ruler in the oven at 12am in the morning okay?thekookieyouwant
uh
what
okaytaetanic
okAY GOOD
now ive got business to attend tothekookieyouwant
what could u possibly be doing it's like 8pmtaetanic
oh you'd like to know ;)taehyung put his phone on do not disturb and grabbed his laptop obviously opening it to porn hub to watch some good old porn, you know as you do.
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did i almost not have anything to update with?
yes exactly what happened
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