-Yo mama text message-
Martin: Hey Max, yo mamas like a library, she's open to the public.
Max's Mum: Martin, look who you just sent this to...
Martin: Oh, I'm so sorry Mrs Henderson, I didn't actually mean it, it's just a hypothetical joke, it doesn't actually refer to you.
Max's Mum: It's ok Martin, just remember that yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Martin: You just made my day.
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Yo Mama Jokes
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