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Me: Yo mamas so fat, she felling love and broke it

Friend: Yo mamas so fat she fell asleep...trying to get back up

Me: Damn, Yo mamas so fat she goes to the car wash for showers

Friend: Yo mamas so bald, she puts on a turtle neck and she looks like a roll on deodorant

Me: Yo mamas so fat that when she sat on her iPhone she created an iPad

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I know I'm sorry but I'm repeating some...
Go and read my other two books; Release me and All Hail To King Oscar:) Enjoy

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