INSTAGRAM, it au ✓

instagram on crack!

in celebration of an amazing fourteen thousand reads (like seriously, i love you guys wowow) i present— the crack chapter i've been wanting to write for 27 years.

( SOMEWHERE! )
( I CAN'T COUNT— WHAT CHAPTER IS THIS AGAIN? )

gayforpatricia omg guys look at this totally not switched face claim that's supposed to be bc the author can't find a stable person to face claim me as!!!

liked by theauthorwill, soonrunout, ofcrossovers, and 666 others!

load all bad attempts at writing

babawhitesheep iM gAy fOr sTaN tHaTs aLl

gayforaudra wife wife??? WIFE

gayforpatricia @gayforaudra hey wanna watch another lesbian movie?? i don't think we have enough foreshadowing yet

gayforaudra @gayforpatricia no that's too much material for lauren and finnie to go off of shh

babawhitesheep @gayforaudra @gayforpatricia im gOING TO PUT MYSELF IN THIS CONVERSATION SOMEHOW AHHHHHHHH

gayforaudra @babawhitesheep how? about?? you??? fuck???? yourself?????

babawhitesheep nyoom :(

fannypackpewpew [ insert sarcastic and closeted comment here ]

garabgelipsrichie [ insert poor attempt and flirting for eddie here ]

fannypackpewpew [ insert mad and gay comment here ]

garbagelipsrichie [ insert sexual tension here ]

fannypackpewpew [ insert denying of sexuality here ]

imnotbookbev @bennyboi say something cute quick before the angst becomes toxic

bennyboi i uh,,,, i like ur face?

imnotbookbev perfect. that's all the benverly content for today folks

bennyboi tune in next week for another episode.

myrakaspbreak surprise bitch

myrakaspbreak bet you thought you'd see the last of me

myreaders oh mY GOD JUST LET THEM BE GAY TOGETHER—

gayshippermike ^ please, my meme, she is very sick

pinkmeme nO iM nOHhT shUt Up

gayshippermike very sick

pinkmeme im divorcing you

anneshipsfireball nO WHAT WILL I COMMENT ABOUT NOW???

queenofsnakeysnacks yeah me too??? ):

dariasbrooke yeah! this is unfair

theauthor um

theauthor im just gonna stan/eddie my way outta here

myreaders I STG KIT ONE MORE DEATH JOKE—

theauthor aw don't call me kit. you know i i

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there's no lies in this chapter