o. INSATGRAM...
mark me down as scared AND horny!
❨ IT SOCIAL MEDIA AU ❩
❨ INSPIRED BY BOOK AND MOVIE! ❩
❨ HIGHEST RANKING: # 234 IN FANFICTION! ❩
❨ COMPLETED 4/9/18! ❩
100k??? that's so??? weird? like i read these notes all the time. "never thought this story would reach 100k!!" and I'm like "shut up bitch this book is a bop u knew it would reach 100k" and now that's its happening to me?? i understand it??? guys, i really didn't think i would reach 100k. this was some stupid stunt i pulled a year ago to seem hip.
i literally wrote the first twenty chapters of this without seeing the movie or reading the book
sorry this is just so WEIRD for me,, i remember when this had 14k reads and i was like "omfg im famous"
i can't believe so many people like this? yes most of u guys are fack stans but still,,,, the fact real humans are commenting and enjoying this never ceases to amaze me.
here's to 100k! 💞💘
HEADCANONS.
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— he listens to an unhealthy amount of ariana grande
— went to pride and carried every single member of the losers club on his shoulders at one point
— he and carole are the only characters in the book who watch voltron, besides stan but he would rather die then admit it
— ( his favorite characters are shay and romelle)
— he's a horrible dancer and will dance at sleepovers just to make others laugh
— he has a pet hamster named mr. tysters, 6 birds, 2 cows, 9 pigs and 21 and he loves them ALL
— his peanut butter cookies are a gift from god herself
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— he let everyone think his name was benji for like two years
— he seems innocent but he's the mastermind behind most of the pranks they pull
