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pow pow!! [@funkyfelix] + bird bitch [@livfinch]

pow pow!!
hows canada

bird bitch
missing me already?

pow pow!!
sigh yes

bird bitch
clingy bastard

pow pow!!
shut up!!!
pow pow!!
my manager called
this morning btw
pow pow!!
she thinks we should
confirm our "relationship"
pow pow!!
to capitalise on
our new projects

bird bitch
this whole fake dating
thing is so cliche jesus
christ
bird bitch
i feel like i'm living a
wattpad story

pow pow!!
trust me i know

bird bitch
i'm sure marge will be
calling me soon to
say the same
bird bitch
idk
bird bitch
i love you felix and
ur my best friend,
but i hate lying to
everyone else

pow pow!!
liv you aint my type
either obviously

bird bitch
shit yeah how does
amelia feel about it?

pow pow!!
i kinda havent told
her yet

bird bitch
you IDIOT
bird bitch
felix, rule 1: never lie
to your girlfriend

pow pow!!
because you're such
an expert on dating!!!
pow pow!!
have you told lucas
that nothings going on
between you and me??

bird bitch
no, why would i?

pow pow!!
ah no reason

bird bitch
oh my god felix
bird bitch
i get enough crap from
amy and laurel about him

pow pow!!
think about it, my
beautiful girlfriend
whom i love dearly

bird bitch
shut up or i'll fake
break up with you

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