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Future: TIME FOR THE FIRST DISIPLINE!!
RP: Wut?
Future: UH... I MEAN PART!! *snaps fingers*
[Creator Luni, a drunk Arbiter Keitoku and Wolf Spirit Keito falls down from a mysterious portal]

Luni: Ow...
Keito: Wtf?
Keitoku: eegghhh...
Future: What happened to Keitoku?
Keito: Um.. He drank too much alcohol and now he's drunk...
Luni: Where's the duckies ;-; I was promised that there's some duckies to cuddleeee ;-;
Future: Right... *flys up* *snaps fingers*
Keito: Why-
[ A shit load of ducks falls from the portal]

Keito: HOLY SHI- *gets buried by millions of ducks*
Luni: DUCKIEZZZ!!! *cuddles with all of teh duckiez*
RP: Help! I'm gonna drown!
Future: *grabs RP* *tosses him through the roof* Heh!
RP: Ow...
Keitoku: jdjwjsismakakkakakskmx....
Future: Is Keitoku having a seizure?
Keito: Maybe...
Keitoku: *runs to Wolf Spirit Keito* Kiss mehhhh...
Keito: F*CK NO!!
Luni: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *dies of laughter* XD
Future: Um...
Keito: OPEN THE DOG HAM PORTAL DRAGON!!
Future: Ok, ok! Fine! Also dogs meat is not called ham Keito...
Keito: JUST DO IT DRAGON!!
Future: Fine... *opens a portal*
Keito: F*CK THIS SHIT IM OUT!!! * Jumps into the portal*
Keitoku: *follows Keito* wHy don't yOu Giv meh a kiSs?
[Wolf Spirit Keito and Arbiter Keitoku left]

Future: Um... Luni? *pokes Luni with a stick*
Luni: *wakes up* Huh? What happened?
Future: Um... You kinda died of laughter...
Luni: Ohhh.... Where is everyone?
Future: Both Keitos has left
Luni: Oh, can I leave now? And can I bring back the duckies? :3
Future: Sure *opens a portal*
[The ducks rushed through the portal]

Luni: Mai proud duckies :3 *goes into the portal*
[Creator Luni left]

Future: Welp, that was fun! Right RP?
RP: Apart from being tossed through the roof, yeah... I guess...
Future: Oh, hehehe...
RP: Just end it -_-

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