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Future: ._. *opens a portal*
[Grandmaster Claire, Avenger Reed, Ellie, Creator Luni and Succubus Lilith fell from the portal]

Ellie: Wahhh~!! *Falls to the ground* I was not ready for that!
Claire: Wut? Happened? And ow...
Reed: What is this place...?
Luni: I'm back? Oh hi Lilith!
Lilith: *fainted*
Luni: Um...
Future: Can you and Lilith fuse together, Luni?
Luni: Not when she's fainted...
Reed: *Randomly stabs a tree*
Claire: You're killing the tree!
Reed: I don't care...
Future: Dang it... AND REED, STOP STABBING THE TREE!! IT HAS A LIFE TOO!!
Reed: So what? I don't care...
Future: *throws a fireball at Reed* U wanna fight?
Reed: Never mind...
Ellie: Excuse me for interrupting but who are you? Where are we?
Future: I'm Future, and welcome to my world of hell!
Reed: You should have said that earlier... Idiot...
Future: Say that again and I'll turn you into a cat...
Claire: OK! Stop arguing! Please?
Reed: ...
Claire: Good!
Ellie: Hell?
Future: Yep... It's my hell
Ellie: Oh...
Lilith: *wakes up* Wha?
Luni: Lilith! You're awake!
Future: Good! Now fuse!
Lilith: What?
Luni: She's asking for us to fuse
Future: More like requesting...
Lilith: Sure!
(Luni and Lilith fused into Lunith)

Lunith: Ah~ It feels good to be freshly fused again!
Future: Great!
Ellie: So... What am I supposed to do?
Future: Do nothing
Ellie: OK!
Reed: Seriously?
Future: Yes! Do nothing!
Claire: If we do nothing, we won't even be alive anymore... Living IS doing something right?
Future: Yeah, I guess you could live and do nothing else!
Claire: And breathing?
Future: Stop ._.
Claire: Sorry...
Reed: Can I leave?
Future: No
Lunith: Where's the ducks?
Future: Here! *Summons millions of ducks*
Ellie: Woah!
Ducks: Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack!!!
Lunith: So many Ducks!!
Claire: That's a shit load of ducks... Can you summon other animals?
Future: Ducks and dragons! That's it!
Reed: I bet Jaeselle would love the dragons...
Future: Yeah!
Ellie: Um... There's literately a mountain of ducks now...
Reed: Thanks for stating the obvious... Captain Obvious...
Ellie: Wahh~! I was just saying!
Claire: Can you not be so mean, Reed?
Reed: ... I guess...
Claire: Good!
Lunith: *Dives in the mountain of ducks* Wheee!!
Claire: *picks up a duck* *the duck pecks her head* Ow!
Reed: *grabs the duck that was pecking Claire* You better not hurt her or else you'll become a roasted duck!!
Duck: *is scared* Quack!
Claire: Duck hates meh ;-;
Future: Hehe, I sense a ship!
Reed: WHY YOU!! *runs towards Future**hits a tree instead* OW! GOD DAMMIT!!
Future: Hah!
Claire: Please stop...
Reed: Screw you tree...* Starts to stab the tree...Again*
Future: Well... R.I.P tree
Claire: Who are you talking to?
Future: Meep
Claire: Who?
Future: Never mind..
Ellie: Where are you going to keep the ducks?
Lunith: I can keep the duckies!
Ellie: Uh... There's literately a duck army in our world now...
Lunith: Hehe! Don't worry~ They just need some love! That's all!
Claire: Sooo... What is going on?
Reed: God dammit... The tree is indestructible... A bunch of shits... That's what...
Future: So you guy want to go back?
Reed: Fricking Yes!!
Lunith: Do I get to keep the ducks?
Future: *sigh* Yes Luni...
Lunith: Yay~!
Ellie: Aw... It's time to leave already?
Lunith: Yes Ellie, you need to leave...
Claire: I need to get back to the arena...
Reed: Isn't the arena crowded with Luni's ducks?
Claire: Oh... Right...
Future: The arenas are now invaded?
Claire: Unfortunately yes... By ducks...
Future: The ducks have found their arena!
Reed: Where's the Fricking portal!?
Future: ah right!

(A portal opens, all of the ducks rushed through the portal, including Lunith who is in the duck army)

Lunith: Aaaa!! The ducks are carrying me away!
[Lovely Lunith has left]

Claire: ._. Well that was something...
Reed: Expect a duck army invading everything...
Ellie: Yeah...
[Grandmaster Claire, Avenger Reed and Ellie left]

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Note: Fricking autocorrect just corrected "Grandmaster" to "Grandmother" XD