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Future: OLA AMIGOS!!
RP: Girl... I thought you died... and since when did you learn another language?
Future: I don't, I just say a bunch of random things :D
RP: God help me...
Future: PORTAL TIME!!! *summons a portal*
[Mummy Cyanthia, Wolf Spirit Husbando Material Keito and... Meep? Drops out from the portal]

Keito: WHY AM I HERE AGAIN!?!
Future: BECAUSE I WANT TOO!!
Cyanthia: Why the hell is everyone screaming?
Future: CYANTHIA!! *tackles her*
Cyanthia: What the?
Future: FLOOFY HAIR!!
RP: She loves fluffy things and your hair is a little fluffy so...
Cyanthia: Oh...
Keito: *scratches the wall* Whyyy...

[Suddenly an arrow whooshes past Keito, almost hitting him]

Keito: HOLY SHI--
Meep: No scratching teh wall!!
RP: Meep? Why are you here?
Meep: I dunno
Keito: YOU ALMOST HIT ME WITH YOUR ARROR MEEP!!
Future: *Knocks Keito with a frying pan* Don't worry about him... Oh!! Meep! Wait, I don't remember summoning you...
Keito: *faints*
Meep: I don't know what happened ._.
Cyanthia: What is going on?
Future: *scribbles something on a paper*
Meep: What are you writing?
Future: Oh! Nothing!
Cyanthia: Then why did you scribbled something on a paper? Hmm?
Future: Uhh...
RP: Don't even bother asking, it's usually some kind of fanfic or something...
Future: OI!! *throws a chair at RP*
RP: *dodges*
*Chair hits Cyanthia instead*
Cyanthia: OW! That hurts!
Meep: Ouch...
RP: Sorry about that...
Cyanthia: Nah I'm fine
Future: *drags Keito into the kitchen*
Meep: Wat are u doing with Keito?
Future: I figured that I need to do something to make sure he's not dead.
Meep: Oh... Wait, what?
Cyanthia: It's just a frying pan...
Future: *Dumps a bucket of cold water on Keito*
Keito: *wakes up* *starts to freak out* HOLY MOTHER OF LUNI THATS SOOOO COLD!!!!
Future: Oh good, you're not dead.
Cyanthia: Where did you get the cold water from?
Future: Idk, It was always there...
Meep: Ummm....
Keito: COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD SOOO COLD!!!!
Future: Can you shut up Keito?
Keito: MY BODY IS SO COLD!!
Meep: Um... I'm confused...
Cyanthia: Me too...
Future: Keito, you need some hot water?
Keito: AS LONG IT DOESN'T BURN ME, THEN YES!!
Future: Okay... *dumps a bit of hot water on Keito*
RP: Stop wasting the water...
Future: I can't help it...
Keito: Whew...
Cyanthia: I want to leave...
Meep: Yeah
Future: Okie! You can leave now! *opens a portal*
Meep: Oh cool! A portal!
Cyanthia: We literally came out of a portal... Why are you even surprised?
Meep: Idk
Keito: *runs to the portal*

[Mummy Cyanthia, Wolf Spirit Keito and Meep left]

Future: That was fun!
RP: You ever heard of a water bill?
Future: oooh... Shit...
RP: Yep -_- And could you maybe stop summoning Keito? He's been in this book 3 times already....
Future: Aww... And no breaking the 4th wall!
RP: Never mind of the 4th wall! We need to pay the water bill!
Future: Crap...

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