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hope

Future: hope
RP: Dafaq?
Future: idk
RP: Why are you acting so weird?
Future: Idk *opens a portal*

[Scythe Ripper, Cupid, Reaperess Magy and Jack Ace fell out]

Scythe Ripper: Why am I here...
Ace: I dunno, I was just playing cards with myself.......
Magy: How is that possible?
Future: Why did you play cards with yourself? Are you lonely? What about Freera? (Did I spell the name right?)
Ace: Wut, no... I like playing with myself so that I win every round
Future: That explains it...
Scythe Ripper & Magy: *death glares at each other*
Cupid: What's up with them?
Future: I dunno
Ace: *starts playing cards with himself*
Future: WAIT! I wanna play! *joins in with Ace*
RP: Don't you have zero experience on card games?
Future: I don't care
Scythe Ripper: *is still death glaring Magy*
Magy: Come on! Stop! We can both love our scythes too!
Scythe Ripper: There can be only one scythe lovers!
Cupid: Uhhhh... Should I stop them?
RP: No
Cupid: I'm going to anyway... *uses love magic*
RP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

*Scythe Ripper and Magy got affected by Cupid's love magic*

Cupid: WAIT! I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THAT MAGIC!!
RP: YA THINK!?
Scythe Ripper: *looks at Magy* Hmm? You look cute...
Magy: *Blushes* Uhh Thanks!
RP: Cupid... Turn them back to normal!
Cupid: I can't T-T The magic is going to last for about an hour or so
RP: Aw crap...
[With Ace and Future]
Ace: YES! I win! Again!
Future: Dangit... *looks at Scythe Ripper and Magy...making out* Wtf?
Ace: What happened to them?
Cupid: Uh.. I may have acci-
RP: They were death glaring at each other, then Cupid started to fix it using her love magic, and that happened...
Cupid: IT WAS A MISTAKE, IM SORRY!! TwT
Future: This is uncomfortable...
Ace: Put them in a room or something!! No one wants to see them making out!!
Future: Alright! *Grabs Scythe Ripper and tosses her into a room*
Magy: Nuuu!!
Future: Ugh... *Grabs Magy, tosses her into the same room as the Scythe Ripper*
Future: I swear if I hear some noise in there...
Ace: No...
Future: I wanna go to school...
RP: By school... She means she's gonna kill the students... She got chased by the police multiple times...
Future: Ehehehehe...

*flashback of the incident*

Future: *busts in a school* ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS, BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN!! *shoots everywhere* (she was going insane when she killed the students)
Teachers: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Principal: *calling police* Help the students are being killed...
Students: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*end of flashback*

Ace: Wow...
Future: I have gone insane that time...
RP: Yeah yeah... Cupid... Has the spell finished?
Cupid *is listening through the door* *is traumatized* No... And don't listen through the door O_O
Future: Why? What are they doing?
Cupid: You don't want to know...
RP: That's it -_- I'm out...
Ace: I don't want to even imagine what the hell is going on in there...
Cupid:You shouldn't...
Future: I hope it runs out soon...
Ace: Anyone wants to play cards to waste time?
RP: Sure, I guess...
Future: Yeah!!
Cupid: To waste time? Sure!

[They played cards]
[Also I just had to put in a song reference...]
The song \/

Anyways let's get back to the dialogue...

[An hour later]
[Card game win total:  1st Ace: 20, 2th RP: 15, 3th Cupid: 10, 4th Future: ... 4...

Future: I suck at card games ;v;
RP: Second... Not bad eh?
Ace: I AM THE MASTER >:D
Cupid: Yeah... Now let's check on the two scythe lovers! My magic should be done by now!
Future: But what if they're not done?
Cupid: Nah, I believe they will faint after the effect...
Future: Oookay... *opens the door* *sees them fainted* Clear!
RP: Phew...
Ace: *yawn* I'm tired...
Cupid: Yeah, but we need to drag them back...
Ace: Dammit...
RP: Future... It's time for them to go back home...
Future: You open the portal... I'm going to sleep... *flys to her room*
RP: Ugh... Fine... *opens the portal*
Cupid: Okay let's go!
Ace: Yeah...

[Everyone left]

RP: Welp... I'm going to sleep too...

[While meanwhile with Cupid]

Cupid: *Curls up on her bed* I should have not done that...

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Idk wtf did I wrote... Anyways, Since this IS a shitpost book, I'm going to add some other random shits too...
It'll be boring if it's just dialogues that makes no sense...
Also the Magy x Scythe Ripper ship is just a joke, I don't really ship them XD

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