Sasuke was hanging out with some of the other rookies. They were chatting about this and that, the mission they've been on, village talk, and the training their sensei's put them through.
Naruto however turned down the invitation and went to the bath house. "So Uchiha is it true?" Kiba asks, slinging an arm around the raven.
"Is what true Inuzuka?" he takes a drink from his glass.
"You know, the fact that Naruto has a giant dick?" Sasuke spat out his drink. His cheeks burning a lovely shade of red.
"Why the heck would I know that, and why do you care?" he wiped his chin, and the dog nin grinned.
"Well you are on a team with him, so figured you'd get a chance to peek at him when he's in the bath." Kiba explains. "As for why well..." he looks to Shikamaru who blushed.
"I heard Asuma-sensei and Kakashi-sensei talking about Naruto." Shikamaru adds.
"About what?" Sasuke looked between the boys at his table.
"They claimed he had the biggest cock in Konoha." Chouji says. Sasuke coughed.
"Why do you care, I doubt it's true anyway?" Sasuke wanted to dance away from this topic, but he didn't dance far enough.
"That's why we asking you, you know about his clan right?" Kiba says. "They say the male's of the Uzumaki clan have the biggest cocks in the world even. Their chakra system is so great, they grow huge manhoods to fill it out."
"Some rumors say they are so large they can even perform special jutsu with them." Shino says.
"Other's say that Uzumaki semen is so rich and thick it's like drinking a milk shake." Chouji says.
"It's rumored that the legendary Uzumaki giant cock can fuck any hole without pain!" Shikamaru says.
Their words sent heat through Sasuke's veins, his blood rushing south. "Come on, it's obviously a lie." he folded his arms and crossed his legs trying to hide his arousal. "You've seen him his pants might be baggy, but he's not holding anything giant."
The guys laughed. "Come on Uchiha, we are able to hide weapons in a scroll and seals. One little seal on his underwear and he could hide that monster."
"Huh you have a point." he thought about it. "He avoids bathing with me but doesn't have a problem with Kakashi-sensei."
"And he turned down dinner so he can go bathe now, alone." Shikamaru says.
"He's got to be hiding something." Kiba says. "You should go check him out Uchiha."
"What?! Why me?"
"Cause you are his teammate, it's a bonding experience to compare sizes." the other guys nodded.
"Wait, you guys have all seen each others..." he looked down.
Shino pointed to Kiba. "9 inches."
Kiba pointed to Shino. "8 Inches."
Chouji pointed to Shikamaru. "6 inches."
Shikamaru pointed to Chouji. "5 inches," and he made a gesture that he was thick.
Sasuke was about 9.5 inches, but he couldn't believe the guys just shared that with each other. 'I'm bigger than the rest of them, I'm sure I'm bigger than Naruto to.'
He got up. "Fine, I'm gonna put those rumors to rest." He left the restaurant.
As he headed to the bathhouse he came across Asuma and Kakashi. The two seemed to be limping. "Sensei are you alright?"
