Kingsman 3: The Red Fox

Chapter 5: Pub Fight 3.0

Swedish Royal Palace

Eggsy had gone back to the castle to blow off some steam. He really preferred living in a regular house, but the house he was living before the Poppy incident got blown up. So until it was finished being rebuilt, he was living here. He was lying on his bed when his wife, Tilde walked in.

"Eggsy, are you okay?" She asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine," he replied half-heartedly, "It's just work and... other things."

"You still miss Roxy, don't you?"

Eggsy nodded his head. He didn't want his wife to know that this was all he thought about every day... But it was, and he was couldn't stop. Although he didn't know that Tilde was wishing he never met Roxy. It was always Roxy this, Roxy that, Oh me and Roxy did this, Oh did I tell you about the time Roxy did this to So-and-so? She was fed up! If she didn't know any better, she'd think that her husband was in love with a dead girl.

"Oh Eggsy, it'll be OK," she said trying to seem caring, "Tell you what, tonight, you and I can watch a movie and then we can, ya know."

Eggsy let out a chuckle as he knew very well what that meant. "OK, sure." He leaned in to give her a kiss when,

"I beg your pardon, your Majesty," a well dressed Butler said, "But a Mister Tequila and Alfie are here to see you, sir."

"Ah, sh*t," Eggsy exclaimed, pinching the bridge of his nose, "I completely forgot."

"Eggsy, who's Alfie?" Tilde asked slightly confused.

"My cousin, Aflie. He was coming to spend the week with me and I completely forgot to tell you. I hope this doesn't change your mind about tonight?"

"No, of course not. Go have fun with them. And I'll be waiting when you get back."

"Thanks, babe," Eggsy kissed her cheek and walked out

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Castle Dining Room

Eggsy walked into the dining room to see his cousin and partner sitting down, talking to each other.

"Alfie!" He yelled excitedly

The young man(Alfie is played by Tom Holland, I couldn't resist) looked up and ran to his cousin and hugged him. "Eggsy! How you been, mate?"

"Well, ya know, busy."

"Yeah, I bet," Alfie said looking around the dining room, "You seem to be doin alright to me. Livin it up in a castle?"

"Well, it ain't all it's cracked up to be."

"You kiddin me? This is great!"

"Well between this and work, it's really too much."

Eggsy looked behind his cousin to see Tequila standing there and walked over to him.

"Hey Eggsy, I'm sorry about earlier and I know you prolly don't wanna be bothered but this fella showed up at the tailor shop and he said he yur kin, so I-"

"It's ok, Tequila. I shouldn't have taken my sh*t out on you. Friends?"

"F**k yeah," Tequila laughed smack-shaking Eggsy's hand, "So what now? We not workin now, what do we do?"

"Oh yeah, what's this 'great job' you've been tellin me about?" Alfie asked.

"Well, I'll tell you later, but how bout we all go have a drink?" Eggsy suggested, "I know the perfect spot."