1. Law of total madness🌹

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Hyunjin: can someone tell Seungmin to stop being so adorable

Seungmin: can someone tell Hyunjin to stop being so damn perfect

Changbin: CAN ALL OF YOU STOP BEING SO *pukes* CUTE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DARK AND SCARY NOT CUTE AND FLUFFY

Jisung: "we're supposed to be dark and scary boy cute and fluffy" SAYS THE ONE WHO NAMED THE GROUP "Cuddle Kids" AND SLEEPS WITH A PLUSHIE

Changbin: tHAT PLUSHIE IS MY FRIEND

Jisung: THAT PLUSHIE DOESN'T LIVE, IT DOESN'T BREATH, ISSA FUCKING PLUSHIE

Chan: LANGUAGE JISUNG

Jisung: oh I'm sorry, *its a

Chan: NO-

Felix: what's with people writing "Issa" instead of "it's a"?!? Like THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS ALREADY SHIT STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SHITTIER BY ADDING WORDS LIKE "Issa"

Chan: True mate, true

Minho: say mate one more time and I'll personally hit you with my bundle

Chan: LET US BE AUSTRALIAN MATE

Minho: ok that's it-

Woojin: NO HITTING EACH OTHER

Chan: thank you babe

Woojin: what

Chan: what

Minho: wHAT?!?

Jeongin: I agree with Felix, it's like, the world is already a shitty place, why make it shittier by adding people like Jisung?

Jisung: yOU SHOULD RESPECT ME CHILD

Minho: DID CHAN JUST CALL WOOJIN BABE?!?

Changbin: Yeah, are you blind?

Minho: WHEN DID THEY START DATING?!

Chan: Idk maybe THREE MONTHS BEFORE WE STARTED TE DAMN SHOW

Minho: hOW DID I NEVER NOTICE??

Jeongin: to be fair, they're not as obvious as you and Jisung

Minho: WE'RE NOT OBVIOUS

Felix: you smell that? That's the smell of lies and bullshit

Minho: don't act like you and Changbin ain't obvious

Felix: we're not-

Seungmin: you're literally cuddling in front of me right now

Changbin: fuck off Seungmin

Hyunjin: dON'T TELL MY INNOCENT, CUTE BOYFRIEND TO FUCK OFF

Changbin: ok I'm sorry, kindly waddle off you little mofo

Hyunjin: that's better

Jeongin: ew, I hate love

Chan: You know, you remind me of someone

Jeongin: wHO-

Chan: nah, forget it

Felix: CHRIS YOU CANT JUST START OF A SENTENCE AND NEVER FINISH IT

Chan: wATCH ME BITCH

Felix: GO BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CALL AUSTRALIA

Chan: IT'S YOUR HOLE AS WELL

Hyunjin: CAN WE JUST EAT NOW?!?

Chan: FUCK OFF HYUNJIN

Felix: FUCK OFF HYUNJIN

Woojin: LANGUAGE

Chan:....waddle off.....

Woojin: better

Jeongin: you're such a mess bye-

Jisung: DONT GO FROM ME

Jeongin: iM NOT YOUR BABY

Jisung: no....you're my 2 year old son

Jeongin: bYE-

Jisung: nOooOoooOooooooo-

Seungmin:............I just want food............

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