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Chan: can someone just fucking kill me?
Woojin: uhm WHY
Chan: cus when I'm dead I'll actually get some fucking sleep
Changbin: STREAM MY PACE YOU FUCKING COWARDS, IM RICH ENOUGH TO BUY YALLS ASSES AND SEND YALL TO FUCKING NORWAY SO STREAM THE FUCK OUTTA MY PACE
Seungmin: what the fuck Changbin
Changbin: whoops wrong group chat
Woojin: bet that was for Day6
Changbin: Nope
Changbin: NCT
Woojin kicked Changbin out of the group
Minho: Woojin did a jyp WOOJIN DID A FUCKING JYP
Felix added Changbin to the group
Felix: I may be a hoe, but I'm a loyal hoe
Minho: fuck off Peelix, I'm the hoe here
Jeongin: Hwang Hyunjin
Hyunjin: what
Jeongin: date me
Hyunjin: WHAT
Seungmin: WHY
Changbin: WHO
Felix: lmaooooooo *grabs popcorn* fight you pricks, fucking FIGHT
Jeongin: oK long story short, my parents were like "awww Jeongin we miss you and blah blah blah, well do you have a boyfriend yet"
Jeongin: So on the inside I was like "bITCH I LIVE WITH 8 HOES I WANNA KILL DAILY" but I couldn't say that ofc so I just answered "hell yeah you crusty ass hoe who had the audacity to fucking give birth to me, Hell yeah I've got a boyfriend"
Jeongin: So now I need to find the perfect fake boyfriend and everyone and their moms know that Hyunjin would make the perfect fake boyfriend
Seungmin: oh yeah that makes sense
Jeongin: did y'all really think I actually had some fucking feelings for him?? Are y'all INSANE?!? I'm dead on the inside, DEAD, the only one I have feelings for is Jisung
Jisung: awwwww
Jeongin: I feel that he's a little annoying
Jisung: OH-
Minho: And I feel that you're a fake ass bitch
Jeongin: what you're feeling is facts honey
Jeongin: whatever
Jeongin: Seungmin, give me your boyfriend for a week
Seungmin: A WEEK?!?
Seungmin: how am I supposed to live a week without Hyunjin?!
Seungmin: no cuddling, no kisses, no adorable dates, no buying rainbow frosted cupcakes, no cute ass back hugs
Changbin: no more seeing his annoying face, no more taking the blame for starting a fire in the kitchen, no more having to fight him for being annoying as fuck-
Hyunjin: SHUT UP
Hyunjin: not you Seungmin, you're cute
Changbin: this bitch is BIASED
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Our Young Wings✨???
FanfictionJeongin: the world's already a shitty place, why make it shittier by adding Jisung? Jisung: CHILD [Stray Kids chatroom]