Woojin: awww you drink tea? UWU baby Seungmin is all grown now
Seungmin: STOP TREATING ME LIKE A GODDAMN BABY
Chan: ay Seungmin, your hot milk is ready
Seungmin: thanks dad
Woojin:
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Seungmin: what?? GROWN MEN CAN DRINK HOT MILK TOO
Seungmin: can y'all just shut up and let me spill the tea
Minho: why spill tea? Why not coffee? Why not ICE TEA?????
Jeongin: I'll SPILL some bleach down your throats if you both don't shut up
Seungmin: anywho-
Seungmin: So y'all have probably noticed that me, Jisung, Hyunjin and Felix are gone
Minho: wait WHAT??
Minho: who the fuck have I been cuddling for the past 50 minutes??
Changbin: me
Changbin: YOU'VE BEEN CUDDLING ME
Minho: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY ANYTHING???
Changbin: BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE FELIX YOU GODDAMN TESTICLE
Chan: y'all can't tell the difference between your boyfriends and your members? DISGUSTING
Woojin: says the guy who cuddled a fucking pillow while sleeping
Chan: oH fuck off
Chan: you're as soft as a pillow anyway
Woojin: I'm not SOFT
Woojin: I'm HARD
Minho: stop
Minho: please don't ever write or say that ever again
Seungmin: THE TEA
Seungmin: y'all need to listen to the T E A
Jeongin: just spill
Seungmin: ok so me and my three peasants
Felix: the only thing I'd do for you is kill you
Seungmin: NO ONE is allowed to kill me except for ME
Seungmin: anyway
Seungmin: me, Hyunjin, Jisung and Felix were taking a casual walk to seven eleven and guess who we see??? LEE DONGHYUCK'S HELIUM SOUNDING ASS AND HIS THREE BITCHES
