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Chan: so, what do y'all think about going on a trip?
Woojin: To where? Hell? Sorry, already been there
Chan: Nope, how about-
Felix: AUSTRALIA
Chan: NO
Felix: wHYYYYYYYYY
Chan: N.O
Felix: I hate this family
Jeongin: we hate you too......bitch
Chan: sTOP INSULTING EACH OTHER
Jeongin: I'll insult whoever the fuck I want to insult
Jisung: awww isn't he just the cutest
Jeongin: ok we'll go on a trip
Jeongin: I say we lose Jisung on the way
Minho: nOOOOOOOO
Jeongin: ^its oK man, you'll do fine without him
Minho: wh...who am I supposed to cuddle
Jisung: you can cuddle Jeongin....he's adorable
Jeongin: Cuddle me and I'll cut all of your fingers off
Seungmin: I say we kick Jeongin out of the plane....he's scary
Jeongin: I'm scary? Well bohoo bitch
Jisung: what are you talking about? He's absolutely adorable
Hyunjin: iM getting genially concerned about Jisung here
Jisung: what?!? What's wrong with thinking Jeongin is adorable
Woojin: the thing is Jisung......he's not-
Jisung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! LOOK AT HIM, UWU
Minho: yeah he's definitely scary as fuck
Chan: remember when he tried to push Felix off a cliff?
Hyunjin: when he almost strangled Seungmin
Hyunjin: poor bby
Seungmin: when he burned Hyunjin's jacket
Changbin: ACTUALLY Hyunjin burned his own jacket
Seungmin: DID I TALK TO YOU?! N.O
Felix: remember when he spread a rumor about Changbin?!
Minho: what did the rumor say-
Changbin: that I was dating a cat named
MollyJeongin: I mean, you ARE dating Felix so it's close enough
Felix: when the fuck did I become a cat named Molly
Chan: Yeah, it's totally wrong, you're a cat named Felix
Felix: I DONT EVEN LIKE CATS
Seungmin: WHAT??!? HOW DARE YOU, YOU COLDHEARTED MONSTER
Felix: dogs are better
Seungmin kicked Felix out of the group
Changbin: nOOOOOOOO
Woojin: ^just Ass him back you single brain celled idiot
Changbin: oh, yeah right
Changbin added Felix back
Felix: UGH, I'm back in this hole
Hyunjin: you love us
Chan: so that trip-
Woojin: how about we just go without them
Hyunjin: WHAT
Minho: NO
Jeongin: hshshdjdjjd bye hoes, we promise not to ruin the house while you're gone
Seungmin: ^lies and bullshit, we'll burned the whole place down
Woojin: oh well great
Woojin: then it's settled
Jeongin: I'll be responsible while you're gone
Chan: no
Chan: you're not
Chan: BamBam will be watching over you
Jeongin: wAIT, you don't want the dorm ruined, but you give BamBam the responsibility of keeping the house together?!?
Jeongin: bHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Jeongin: oK sure
Jeongin: tHAT makes so much sense
Woojin: i hate the fact that he's got a point
Chan: what?!? BamBam is a responsible adult
Jeongin: hdjdjsjsjs Yeah sure, responsible
Chan: just
Chan: don't ruin anything
Jisung: FINE, NO GO-
Woojin: and also don't kill each other
Jeongin: I make no promises
Chan: well ok, that should be good enough
Jeongin: hdjdjdj HDJDJDJDJ
Hyunjin: fUCK- hES PLANNING SOMETHING EVIL
Felix: ALREADY?! GODDAMN IT-
Jisung: awwww isn't he adorable
Minho: ^I GIVE UP
Jisung: ^awww are you jealous?
Minho: ^yes, I've been for years now, thanks for noticing smart pants
Changbin: ^stop being all couple goals and shit, it's making me soft
Felix: ^YOU ARE A SOFTIE, GET OVER IT
Changbin: ^ShUt uP iM dArk
Seungmin: i honestly don't think pineapple on pizza is THAT bad
Hyunjin: bABE NO-
Seungmin: IM SORRY, BUT IM JUST STATING FACTS
Minho: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTAND ME
Hyunjin: nOOOOoooOooooO ITS DISGUSTING
Seungmin: it's good
Hyunjin: BABE
Seungmin: BABE
Hyunjin: NO
Seungmin: YES
Felix: who the fuck is sobbing in the other room
Hyunjin: IM NOT SOBBING YOU BITCH, IM CRYING
Felix: well stop crying you sensitive ass bitch, I'm trying to sleep here
Jisung: it's literally 3pm
Felix: IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Jisung: oK-
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Our Young Wings✨???
FanfictionJeongin: the world's already a shitty place, why make it shittier by adding Jisung? Jisung: CHILD [Stray Kids chatroom]