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Minho: we need to do something about Jeongin

Seungmin: why

Minho: cus he's PETTY

Jeongin: I'm not petty, y'all are just some sensitive ass bitches who cry over every little fucking insult I say even tho the insults are true as fuck and all of y'all are old as fuck, just admit it, I'm that one perfectly yellow banana that everyone wants while y'all are those disgusting green ones that tastes like ass

Seungmin: first of all BITCH, you saying that we taste like ass is CANNIBALISM

Seungmin: second of all, I TASTE LIKE RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES SO YOU CAN FUVK OFF

Jeongin: how dare you breathe the same air as me

Changbin: you're just MEAN

Jeongin: i'm honest

Minho: and I'm HUNGRY

Jisung: UWU, Jeongin is being adorable again

Jeongin: I'm adorable until I open my mouth

Woojin: You were adorable until you threatened to shove fried chicken down my throat

Jeongin: that was because YOU threaten to slap me with Changbin's ugly ass doll

Chan: I'm a little worried for you too

Woojin: Yeah, but you ain't gonna do anything about me cus I'm hot

Chan: ugh true

Changbin: wHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY?!?

Felix: me? Oh I'm fine

Changbin: NOT YOU

Seungmin: he's talking about the plushy freckle face

Felix: oH SO THE DOLL IS WORTH MORE THAN ME NOW

Changbin: "that doll" IS MY BABY OK-

Minho: ^top 10 anime betrayals

Felix: ugh, whatever, I'm cuter than the doll anyway

Jeongin: I'd sell Felix to the devil any day

Felix: fuck yes, I love the devil

Minho: y'all are SINNERS

Jisung: we're gay

Minho:.................

Chan: OMG, WOOJIN IS SOOOO CUTE RIGHT NOW?! MY MAN IS SO CUTE

Woojin:......

Chan: FUCK

Jisung: wrong chat?

Hyunjin: YALL ARE DISGUSTING

Changbin: you baked 20 cupcakes that said "I love u my baby" and gave them to Seungmin

Felix: DISGUSTING

Seungmin: says the one who gave Changbin a giant teddy bear that said "I love u boo boo"

Minho: y'all are DISGUSTING

Woojin: says the one who shamelessly flirted with Jisung IN FRONT of JYP....IT WAS A FUCKING MEETING

Jeongin: You and Chan were being disgusting in front of me, stop playing innocent CHIKEN face

Chan: Lmao I remember that time I got flowers from Jeongin

Jeongin: there was a letter attached to them that said "go choke on a cucumber"

Chan: beautiful

Minho: iM STILL WORRIED FOR JEONGIN

Jeongin: you shouldn't be worried

Jeongin: all I'm doing is spilling the truth

Felix: making a rumor about me being JYP's daughter IS NOT the truth

Jeongin: you look like his daughter

Felix: HOW DARE YOU?! HIS HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A SQUARE AND HIS TURTLENECKS FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT

Felix: aND IM NOT A GIRL

Jeongin: there are many things weird about JYP, number one, he has a weird turtleneck kink, number two he looks like a Minecraft character with that head and three, his weird obsession with English speaking members and eliminating members for no fucking reason

Felix: tHE LAST ONE

Felix: IM FUCKING SUING HIM

Seungmin: Hyunjin's lips are amazing

Jisung:......

Seungmin: I just thought y'all should know

Woojin: oh honey, we didn't even want to know your name when we first met you, what makes you think we want to know about your boyfriend's lips

Hyunjin: we're not boyfriends

Jisung: WHAT?!?

Hyunjin: Lmao, GOT YA

Jisung: see, this is the reason your mom left you in the forest to rot

Jeongin: And y'all call me mean??

Chan: you're disrespectful

Jeongin: I'm disrespectfully handsome

Minho: nO, you're just disrespectful

Changbin: THERE'S CHICKEN INSIDE MY SHOE

Woojin:......you didn't step on it did you.....

Woojin: cus I'm really hungry right now-

Changbin: KIM WOOJIN

Woojin: I'll be Bang Woojin soon

Chan: no

Woojin: yes

Chan: fine-

Seungmin: ^whipped

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