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Minho: we need to do something about Jeongin
Seungmin: why
Minho: cus he's PETTY
Jeongin: I'm not petty, y'all are just some sensitive ass bitches who cry over every little fucking insult I say even tho the insults are true as fuck and all of y'all are old as fuck, just admit it, I'm that one perfectly yellow banana that everyone wants while y'all are those disgusting green ones that tastes like ass
Seungmin: first of all BITCH, you saying that we taste like ass is CANNIBALISM
Seungmin: second of all, I TASTE LIKE RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES SO YOU CAN FUVK OFF
Jeongin: how dare you breathe the same air as me
Changbin: you're just MEAN
Jeongin: i'm honest
Minho: and I'm HUNGRY
Jisung: UWU, Jeongin is being adorable again
Jeongin: I'm adorable until I open my mouth
Woojin: You were adorable until you threatened to shove fried chicken down my throat
Jeongin: that was because YOU threaten to slap me with Changbin's ugly ass doll
Chan: I'm a little worried for you too
Woojin: Yeah, but you ain't gonna do anything about me cus I'm hot
Chan: ugh true
Changbin: wHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY?!?
Felix: me? Oh I'm fine
Changbin: NOT YOU
Seungmin: he's talking about the plushy freckle face
Felix: oH SO THE DOLL IS WORTH MORE THAN ME NOW
Changbin: "that doll" IS MY BABY OK-
Minho: ^top 10 anime betrayals
Felix: ugh, whatever, I'm cuter than the doll anyway
Jeongin: I'd sell Felix to the devil any day
Felix: fuck yes, I love the devil
Minho: y'all are SINNERS
Jisung: we're gay
Minho:.................
Chan: OMG, WOOJIN IS SOOOO CUTE RIGHT NOW?! MY MAN IS SO CUTE
Woojin:......
Chan: FUCK
Jisung: wrong chat?
Hyunjin: YALL ARE DISGUSTING
Changbin: you baked 20 cupcakes that said "I love u my baby" and gave them to Seungmin
Felix: DISGUSTING
Seungmin: says the one who gave Changbin a giant teddy bear that said "I love u boo boo"
Minho: y'all are DISGUSTING
Woojin: says the one who shamelessly flirted with Jisung IN FRONT of JYP....IT WAS A FUCKING MEETING
Jeongin: You and Chan were being disgusting in front of me, stop playing innocent CHIKEN face
Chan: Lmao I remember that time I got flowers from Jeongin
Jeongin: there was a letter attached to them that said "go choke on a cucumber"
Chan: beautiful
Minho: iM STILL WORRIED FOR JEONGIN
Jeongin: you shouldn't be worried
Jeongin: all I'm doing is spilling the truth
Felix: making a rumor about me being JYP's daughter IS NOT the truth
Jeongin: you look like his daughter
Felix: HOW DARE YOU?! HIS HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A SQUARE AND HIS TURTLENECKS FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT
Felix: aND IM NOT A GIRL
Jeongin: there are many things weird about JYP, number one, he has a weird turtleneck kink, number two he looks like a Minecraft character with that head and three, his weird obsession with English speaking members and eliminating members for no fucking reason
Felix: tHE LAST ONE
Felix: IM FUCKING SUING HIM
Seungmin: Hyunjin's lips are amazing
Jisung:......
Seungmin: I just thought y'all should know
Woojin: oh honey, we didn't even want to know your name when we first met you, what makes you think we want to know about your boyfriend's lips
Hyunjin: we're not boyfriends
Jisung: WHAT?!?
Hyunjin: Lmao, GOT YA
Jisung: see, this is the reason your mom left you in the forest to rot
Jeongin: And y'all call me mean??
Chan: you're disrespectful
Jeongin: I'm disrespectfully handsome
Minho: nO, you're just disrespectful
Changbin: THERE'S CHICKEN INSIDE MY SHOE
Woojin:......you didn't step on it did you.....
Woojin: cus I'm really hungry right now-
Changbin: KIM WOOJIN
Woojin: I'll be Bang Woojin soon
Chan: no
Woojin: yes
Chan: fine-
Seungmin: ^whipped
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Our Young Wings✨???
FanfictionJeongin: the world's already a shitty place, why make it shittier by adding Jisung? Jisung: CHILD [Stray Kids chatroom]