Chan: SLEEP IS FOR PEOPLE WHO PUT MILK BEFORE CEREAL
Chan: SLEEP IS FOR IDIOTS
Jeongin: you know people usually watch porn or jack off or something when they're up really late
Jeongin: But you're really out there writing albums in the middle of the night
Jeongin: keep this up and you'll end up looking like the microwaved version of JYP
Jisung: are you saying that he's hot?
Jeongin: I'm saying that he looks like someone tried to burn him but failed so now he just walks around looking like a melted Minecraft character that a pig has shit out from her uterus
Felix: you need HELP
Jeongin: no, what I need is some good ass therapy after watching Woojin dance NAKED in the shower
Woojin: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KEPT LOOKING
Jeongin: SHUT UP SAGGY TITS
Minho: So what are the new tracks called?
Seungmin: Track 1: I AM: tired Track 2: Spaghetti (title track) Track 3: Love triangle (ft. Changbin's jaw) Track 4: Perfection (Solo track by Hyunjin) Track 5: Flat (solo track by Minho's ass) Track 6: Screaming (3 minutes of Woojin screaming) Track 7: Mates (Felix solo) Track: 8: Anger is a banger (written by Jeongin) Outro: Ot9 Down your spine bitch
Hyunjin: Track 5 is LIT
Minho: I HATE TRACK 5
Jeongin: WOOJIN SCREAMS AT US EVERYDAY LIKE A WHINY ASS PARROT
Jeongin: WE DONT NEED TO PUT THAT SHIT IN OUR ALBUM
Chan: i just slept while eating ramen and I got some noodles stuck inside my ear, I can't hear anything
Hyunjin: OMG you're so lucky
Hyunjin: you don't need to listen to Chanbin's annoying ass voice anymore
Changbin: my voice is amazing
Jisung: your voice sounds like the sound Youngjae would make if you shoved a pole up his ass and stub his toe at the same time
Minho: that's the sound Woojin makes in bed
Woojin: that's the sound you'll make while I hit you across the face with a rotten banana
Felix: why does it have to be rotten? Why not fresh
Woojin: a rotten banana to match his rotten personality
Chan: the ramen broth lowkey blinded my left eye but I can still see Woojin's beauty
Minho: you need a blind eye to see Woojin beautiful, that explains how ugly he is
Minho: while i don't need to be blind to see how cute Jisung is
Jeongin: looking at Jisung makes me blind
Jisung: WHA-
Felix: we should all just except our flaws
Felix: like Changbin looks like a whole ass triangle but I still love him
Changbin: Yeah And Felix's head is smaller than JYPs testicle but I still adore him
Hyunjin: nah, Seungmin is perfect
Seungmin: cAN YOU STOP BEING SUCH A CUTE, PERFECT AND SWEET BOYFRIEND
Seungmin: my heart contains to much Hyunjin-love it's going to EXPLODE
Chan: y'all know what's going to explode? TGE CHARTS WHEN WE RELEASE OUR NEW ALBUM
Felix: i am: you ????
Chan: NOPE
Chan: the new album I'm going to work on WHILE we're promoting I AM: YOU
Hyunjin: JUST SLEEP YOU KANGAROO LOOKING SWINE
Chan: work?!? YES I NEED FOR WORK
Woojin: SLEEP BEFORE I MAKE YOU SLEEP
Chan: whoops that's scary
Chan: but still
Chan: SLEEP IS A MYTH
Minho: NO, JEONGIN'S LOVE LIFE IS A MYTH
Jeongin: remember your goldfish that died? Well bitch YOU ATE IT YESTERDAY
Minho: WHAT
Jisung: WE ATE SASHIMI YESTERDAY
Jeongin: EXACTLY
Seungmin: uh- EW
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