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Texting #1

Title: Texting #1

Couple: AOIHA!!!

Description: URUHA and AOI were texting about REITA and RUKI but they didn't realize they were on group text accidentally... Oooooooohhh....

Rated or whatever: Comedy

A/N: I was texting my friend and I decided to do a little comedy thingy.

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AOI was just awaking from a good night sleep. He was getting a little bored when he woke up. So, he decided to text URUHA. He grabbed his iPhone and started texting.

AOI~~ Good morning uru- ducky!!

URUHA~~ Oi!! Ohayou AOI. How was ur sleep?

AOI~~ it was fun... I guess.... wasn't best but great.

URUHA~~ oh.... whatcha wanna talk about?

AOI~~ I heard that RUKI and REITA had sex.

URUHA~~ lol!!!!!! I bet you RUKI was singing My Devil on the Bed during sex!! hahaha!!!

AOI~~ IKR!!!! He was probably like,"Oooh!! REITA!!!!!! Oh tend me by masturbation. Yessss REITA yess!! my devil on the bed."

URUHA~~ AOI, lol!!!!! "REITA, fuck me harder.. ahhh!!!"

AOI~~ hahahaha!!! I bet u RUKI screeched like a girl with his feminine ass!! hahaha!!!

URUHA~~ lol!!!! ur so mean!!!! but I'm laughing so fucking hard right now!!!!

AOI~~ RUKI and REITA... remember when REITA accidentally grabbed RUKI's ass in front of the manager?!! lol!!!!

URUHA~~ oooohhhh shiiittt!!! I remember that!!! it was too fucking funny!!!!

AOI~~ did u hear RUKI though?! He moaned. The manager just looked at him.

URUHA~~ yeah... and RUKI got in trouble?

AOI~~ no... He just gave RUKI a mean look.

URUHA~~ I'm so done with life!!! lol!!! remember when RUKI and REITA had sex in the closet???

AOI~~ oh yeah!!! All I heard was,"HARDER AKI!!! HARDER!! AHHHHAAA!!!!"

URUHA~~ Lololololololol!!!!!!! I'm so fuckin done!! I'm in tears of laughter!!

AOI~~ and REITA was like,"TAKA!!!! I LUV YOU TAKA!!!" then the wall began banging. KAI was getting really annoyed.

URUHA~~ sigh... good REITUKI times. Lol!! I remember when RUKI touched REITA's dick at the interview.

AOI~~ I witness that!!! I was right there!!! RUKI spit on me when he sneezed...

URUHA~~ hahha!!!

RUKI~~ hello guys...😱😱😱😡😡😡

URUHA & AOI~~ oooooooohhh shiiiiiitttttt...

REITA~~ can't wait to see u guys tomorrow.... 😷😷😷😡😡😡

AOI~~ REITA!! my buddy!! how are ya!!?

RUKI & REITA~~ dumb asses!!! YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

AOI~~ ...

URUHA~~ bye!!!

RUKI~~ Hello?

RUKI~~ hellooooo?

RUKI~~ ANSWER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

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A/N: LOL!!!!!!!!