//this kinda happened to me, in the sense that I actually said the thing. Then someone behind me responded that way. Other than that, it's made up!
//also, potty-mouthed reader!Fruitful Encounter
You walked around the outdoor market with little interest, your eyes half lidded and full of boredom. You had come here with your sister in the hopes that you two would get along better, although she had ditched you after about five minutes. You would've continued walking around aimlessly were it not for your stomach, which made a loud gurgling sound. You groaned and looked around.
"Food stalls... Food stalls..." You muttered under your breath, squinting as you looked further. You finally caught sight of a cluster of food stalls on the far side of the market, making your way to them quickly.
You looked at the different foods and grinned when you saw a fruit stall. You ran up to it and looked at the different things, then lit up at a marked down box of fruit. You were so happy that you didn't even think before speaking. "Wow! Strawberries and berries!"
Someone behind you snorted and you turned to face them. The man's lips were turned up slightly as if he didn't smile often, and it looked as if he didn't get much sun or sleep. "Strawberries and berries?"
He seemed amused and you huffed. "I was just excited. Don't look at me like I'm a fucking child, you cunt."
He raised an eyebrow and hummed. He muttered, "Interesting."
It was your turn, so you turned back around and got the 'strawberries and berries'. You sighed. 'I really am a fucking idiot.'
You sat on a bench and started eating when you saw someone sit beside you, although you could hardly call it sitting. It was the man who had been behind you in line, probably determined to bother you.
You glared at him and cleared your throat, causing him to look over at you. "Excuse me, but why are you sitting beside me?"
The man looked down at one of your strawberries, then back up to you. "This is a public bench. I'm merely exercising my rights to sit in a public area peacefully."
You growled and gritted your teeth, turning away from him and trying to ignore him as you ate. After a long moment of silence, he spoke again. "What is your name?"
"Why do you wanna know, smart-ass?" You asked, scowling into your fruit basket.
"I want to know because..." He paused and you looked up curiously. He had a faint blush on his cheeks.
"If you won't tell me, then fine. I'm (y/n), anyways..." You turned away from him again, only to gasp as he put his fingers beneath your chin and tilted your head back towards him.
"Well then, (y/n)..." He leaned closer, staring into your eyes from only a few inches apart. You held your breath as you waited for him to finish his sentence. What would he ask you?
Now that you thought about it, he was pretty cute. His lips were soft and kissable, and he had a sweet scent around him. You blushed and he opened his mouth, dragging out the wait.
He finally looked down, blushing again."Do you want that last strawberry?"
//521 words!
//how was it? Dorky enough?
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