Male!Reader Inserts

Norway X Male!Reader

//Yo, are you ready to Rock n' Roll?! But seriously, the Nordics are a band in this. Enjoy!

WTF Is A Boyband

You were in the crowd, totally ready for your favourite bad to start playing. You were in your leather and dark makeup, getting pumped up with the rest of the fans as the music began to blare. The stage was dark, so you couldn't see the men who made up the absolute best band ever, but you knew that they were there. The Nordic Five were getting ready to rock everyone's night.
You screamed like a teenage girl when the stage lights flicked on, revealing the objects of your affection. There was the drummer, Dan, his eyeliner thick and his hair sticking up wildly; the lead guitarist Finny, his smile just as sweet as the riffs he brought forth; the bassist Sve, his stoic expression making the tremors even deeper somehow; Ice, the backup vocalist that hit all the higher notes, his Violet eyes raking across the crowd and causing an uproar; and Nor, your personal favourite and the lead singer. His head was shaven on one side, and the gleam of metal danced on his lips from beneath the stage lights.
He opened his mouth and the whole crowd went silent, then screamed their praise even louder when he began to sing. And holy hell, his voice was like a fallen angel's.
The Rock Gods must have blessed you that night, for as the final song was coming to a close something fluttered by you on the wind.
Your heart beat faster in your chest as you grabbed whatever it was. As the last few words left Nor's lips, you looked at the paper that crumpled in your grip. It was a fifty dollar bill.
Not enough for a VIP pass, but sure as hell enough for some sick autographed merch!
You ran to the stalls on the edges of the fairground, ready to buy whatever you could. A few of the stalls sold food, but most of them were dedicated to merch featuring a particular member. You hurried to the Nor stall, since he was the most popular one. (I mean, he is the lead singer after all.)
In the end, you scored a T-shirt of the band posing and a poster of Nor for your wall, both items signed by him. You drove to the concert in your friend's minivan since you didn't have another ride, and when you got to the parking lot you quickly unlocked it and put your things in the back. You drove off quickly, hoping to beat traffic. However, you found yourself at the end of a long line of cars. You groaned. 'How tho.'
When you were finally able to drive freely, an hour or two had passed. You were in a rush, but not too big of a rush to miss the flashing lights of a bus on the side of the road. It was dark, even with passing cars, so you weren't sure whether or not to stop. The flashing lights, indicating that something was wrong with the bus, were what made you pull over to help in the end. It was a pretty big bus, and if you were in that situation you'd sure as hell want some help. You put the minivan in park and stepped out into the beam of your headlights. Someone stepped up to meet you, a flashlight in their hand.
"Thank god you stopped!" The guy said, as if he would've died if you hadn't. He stepped into the beam of your headlights to stand in front of you and you went still. You recognized that stupid grin right away.
"D-Dan?!" You asked, your eyes wide and your mouth open in shock.
"Oh, are you a fan?" He asked, then grinned and scratched the back of his head. "Sorry to inconvenience someone that likes what we do, but do you know how to fix a tire?"
"Fix... Tire?" You muttered, then blushed. "U-um, no. Sorry. But I do have a minivan, if you guys need a ride."
"Matthias, what's taking so- Oh." Nor stepped into the light and looked you up and down. "You don't look like someone who can fix a tire."
You blushed under the gaze of your idol, then looked passed him at the sound of more footsteps. The rest of the band emerged, Finny and Sve conversing in... Um, Swedish, you think. Ice regarded you with the same look Nor did, then sighed.
"You can't help, can you?" He asked, then crossed his arms and looked away.
"No guys, but look! He has a minivan, and we can all fit!" Dan pointed to your minivan and everyone looked over at it, Sve and Finny stopping their conversation. "We can ride to the nearest station or something!"
"Th're all closed b' now." Sve said.
"I can drive you to your hotel if you want." You said, way too nervous to look any of them in the eyes. "You can call a repair truck in the morning. Um, if you guys want."
They seemed to consider it, then they all nodded. You got back in the driver's seat and buckled up, waiting for them to get in.
"Shotgun." Nor said plainly, causing Matthias to whine. You smiled. They seemed like such normal people.
When everyone was loaded in you pulled away. You adjusted your mirrors to keep your eyes on the four in the back, then turned to Nor. "So, um. Where to?"
"The hotel is a little way away. Just keep going straight down the highway until you reach (your city)." Nor instructed, then looked over at you from the corner of his eye. "And keep your eyes on the road idiot."
You blushed and faced forward quickly, your hands gripping the wheel tightly. After a while, Finny fell asleep propped up against Sve and Matthias got bored. You stayed focused on the road, not wanting to wreck and kill your favourite guys in the world. You heard a bit of shuffling behind you, but didn't even glance at the mirror to see what it was. Your heart stopped when you heard Mattias chuckling.
"Hey Nor, looks like he's a big fan of yours!" The Dane grinned and held up the poster, Nor turning to look at it. You suddenly felt sick with nervousness.
"Why him? He's so boring." Ice said, then hummed in thought. "Then again, you're pretty lame too, Mr. Driver. Owning a minivan? How very Un-Punk Rock of you."
You blushed and bit your lip. "It's a friend's. I wanted to see you guys in concert, and this was the only way."
Nor turned to look at you, and it took all of your willpower to keep your eyes on the road. He hummed, a barely-there smirk on his lips, and leaned to whisper in your ear. "Yeah, how very un-punk rock. Why don't you speed up a little, maybe show us how cool you are."
Your heart thudded heavily in your chest, your whole face red. His lip ring grazed your ear as he spoke, and your chest tightened. Your foot pressed down harder on the gas pedal.
Nor used the levers on his door to roll down all of the windows, Matthias tucking your poster and T-shirt under the seat to keep them safe. Sve stared out the window boredly, although his head was tilted to allow the wind to flow through his hair. Matthias let out a whoop and stuck his arm out the window, smiling widely. Ice smiled and stuck his face out the window, his hair fluttering wildly around him. You grinned in excitement as  you kept going faster, then laughed breathlessly as you began to slow a few minutes later, nearing your turn.
When you arrived at the hotel, the band got out and went to check into their room. Nor sat in the passenger seat still and you looked over at him. He looked over at you and smiled. Actually smiled.
"You're a lot of fun. What's your name?" He asked. Now that you got a chance to look at him, you noticed that his eyes were wonderfully blue and he had a cross etched into the shaven side if his head. You felt breathless.
"(Y/n)." You answered.
He leaned in closer to you. "I'm Lukas."
Your eyes widened, then closed, as he brought your lips together. You leaned into him for a moment before he broke the kiss.

"How would you like to come on the road with us?"

//1422 words of Rock! Was it good? I hope I did well enough...
//I figured that the idea of the Nordic 5 being a Boyband was a little too frequently used, so instead they're a rock band! I even gave them stage names. How would you rate my stage names, btw?
//until next time, stay tuned and stay safe!