Male!Reader Inserts

Hisoka x Male!Reader

//warnings for dark themes, a little bit of death, and a scary stalker Hisoka! Enjoy!

Ace of My Heart?!

You had always hated clowns.
They were never serious enough; everything was just one big joke to them. The most serious thing in your life was happening, a knife pressed against your throat as you were patted down...
And all the fucking clown, who had happened upon the scene of what was probably going to be your death, could do was laugh. Your attacker had paused when he entered the alleyway, but he continued not long after. You glared at the clown a few feet away from you, his oddly high pitched laugh getting on your nerves. He stopped abruptly and looked at you, grinning widely; a grin that froze your blood and sent a shiver down your spine.
"Such a dark alley for a little lamb to wander down." He said teasingly. He lowered his eyelids and looked you up and down. "What brings you to such a dangerous place?"
'Is... Is he flirting?!' You thought incredulously. The thief growled and pressed his blade to your throat. "Don't say anything or I'll-"
You felt a hot liquid splash against your cheek, the knife falling to the ground followed by the thief's body. You looked down at the body, a three of clubs lodged into the guy's forehead as if it had always been there.
"How rude to interrupt someone's conversation." The clown stated, drawing your attention back to him. He stepped towards you, and something in your gut told you not to move. He ran a hand through your hair and hummed. "Not very talkative, are you? I don't bite... Very hard."
You fought back a blush as the guy licked the blood from your cheek and... 'Did he just fucking moan?!' "I... Was on my way home, and decided to take a shortcut."
"Oooo~, and is there anyone waiting there for you? Why such a rush?" The clown asked, leaning in and nipping your earlobe.
"Um, yeah. My super strong Muscle Husband is waiting." You lied. Telling the guy that you lived alone didn't seem smart.
"Really?" He asked, grabbing your hands in his. He pushed you against the wall of the alley. "I don't see a ring... Don't tell me you're afraid?"
"I..." You trailed off, deciding not to answer. This guy definitely knew the answer already. He grinned and moved to suck your neck, nipping a trail up your throat. He paused just above your jugular, peppering light kisses across it as his body began to shake lightly.
"I don't know what I want to hear more," He said in an odd voice, grazing his teeth against your neck. "Your screams of agony or your cries of ecstasy."
Your eyes widened slightly, and when the clown looked back up at you a twisted sort of delight danced in his eyes.
"What do you think? Should I destroy your pretty little throat by ripping it out or making you scream my name?"
You had always hated clowns.

You walked beside him, his hand gripping yours tightly to keep you from escaping. You were leading him to your house, and he looked rather pleased that you had chosen this option. He didn't look like the type that would mind violating someone in an alleyway, but you were glad he hadn't done so all the same.
Someone passed by, shooting the guy a funny look, and you gasped in slight pain when you were jerked to a stop. The guy had stopped, grinning back at the person who now looked at him with wide eyes. He grinned. "Is something the matter?"
The person placed a hand over their mouth, their breathing speeding up as blood dripped from between their fingers. The guy chuckled and held up something you couldn't quite see. "Aww, cat got your tongue?"
He tossed the thing at them and they flinched away, falling onto their behind and turning pale. The guy turned back to you and hummed happily, as if nothing was wrong. "Alright then. Let's continue!"
You lead him the rest of the way to your house and unlocked the door, then turned to him. "Um, I-"
You were cut off by his lips meeting yours, and when you gasped he slipped his tongue inside. You couldn't help but moan as he pushed you into the house, keeping your lips locked together as he kicked the door shut. When he pulled away, he was panting slightly. He picked you up and carried you to your room without even asking which one it was, causing your heart to beat faster. 'Is this guy... Some kind of stalker?!'
He threw you onto the bed and started stripping, grinning down at you like a cat. "I've been watching you for a while. You're really cute, you know."
"Y-you creep! You knew where I lived all along. I-I'll..." You blushed slightly, not knowing how to threaten him properly. You figured he wouldn't be concerned about the police.
"Am I really all that bad?" He asked, raising an eyebrow as he slid off his pants. "After all, if it weren't for me that guy would've killed you. He probably would've had his way with your body too."
You looked away as he slipped his underwear off, pulling your knees up to your chest. "And you aren't about to?"
The guy crawled onto the bed and you closed your eyes tightly. He put his hands on your knees, leaning towards you. "You owe me. After tonight, you're mine."

//910 words!
//should I make a lemon? Let me know if you guys wanna see it! Until next time, stay tuned and stay safe!