ASHTON
@FanTwitter: Why does Ashton even date @yourtwitter she's ugly and annoying
@YourTwitter: @Fantwitter I make a killer bowl of cereal #NBD #dontberude
@Ashton5sos: @yourtwitter @fantwitter plus she's AWESOME in bed *10 winky emojis*
@Michael5sos: @Ashton5sos @yourtwitter don't i know it
@Ashton5sos: @michael5sos NO YOU DONT YOU DICK
CALUM
@FanTwitter: ugh I just met @yourtwitter and she was such a bitch
@YourTwitter: "(quote tweet)" MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
@Calum5sos: Guys please don't go to Y/N's house. Especially in the morning because she is NOT a morning person :P
LUKE
@FanTwitter: I JUST SAW @Luke5sos AND @yourtwitter AT STARBUCKS LOO KHOW CUTE #TOOAFRAIDTOSAYHI #ORHEY *pic of you and luke snuggling in line from a distance*
@YourTwitter: @FanTwitter @luke5sos Aww cutie you could've said hi! We don't bite!
@Luke5sos: @yourtwitter @Fantwitter well Y/N does, only if you ask politely ;)
MICHAEL
@FanTwitter: GUYS I JUST MET @yourtwitter AND SHE WAS SO NICE AND PRETTY HOLY FUCK *pic of you and the fan*
@YourTwitter: @Fantwitter you're so sweet and awesome haha AND YOU ARE GORGEOUS WOW
@Michael5sos: @yourtwitter @fantwitter stop flirting with people who aren't me dammit :P
