Frisk: CHARA THERE IS A DEAD PERSON IN THE HOUSE!
Chara: oh hey how did he get here?
Frisk: Chara what did you do?
Chara: me? I didn't do this
Frisk: Explain what happened Chara!
Chara: I've never seen him before in my life.
Frisk: why did you kill this person Chara?!
Chara: I do no not kill people that is my least favorite thing to do. (lies)
Frisk: Tell me Chara what exactly did you do before I got home.
Chara: Well I was sitting in my room.
Frisk: okay.
Chara: and I was reading a book.
Frisk: go on.
Chara: then this guy walked in.
Frisk: yes?
Chara: So I walked up to him
Frisk: and then?
Chara: Then I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Frisk:ಠ_ಠ Chara that kills people.
Chara: Oh oh wow I didn't know that.
Frisk: how could not know that?
Chara: I'm in the wrong here I suck.
Frisk: what happened to his hands?
Chara: what's that?
Frisk: his hands Chara why are they missing?
Chara: well I kinda cooked them up and ate them
Frisk: Chara!
Chara: well I was hungry and when you crave hands.
Frisk: why on earth would you do that?
Chara: I was hungry for hands give me a break
Frisk: Chara!
Chara: my stomach was making the rumblies
Frisk: Chara!
Chara: that only hands would satisfy.
Frisk: what is wrong with you Chara?!?!
Chara: Well I kill people and eat hands that's two things
Frisk: you need mental help Chara!
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Randomships sans X frisk papyrus x Mettaton Undyne x Alphys Toriel x Asgore Asriel x Chara you can also ask Flowey, Nastablook, Temmie And myself if you want
