Frisk: Chara what In Ebbot was all that?
Chara: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Frisk: You sunk an entire cruise ship Chara!
Chara: Are you sure that was me? I would think I would remember something like that.
Frisk: Chara I watched you fire a harpoon into the captains face!
Chara: that sounds dangerous
Frisk: You were head butting Children off the side of the ship!
Chara: that must of been horrifying to watch.
Frisk: Then you were making out with the ice sculpture that looks like Asriel!
Chara: Thank god the children weren't on board to see it.
Frisk: Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Chara: well I guess you can say it is red and sticky.
Frisk: Chara what are we standing in?
Chara: would you believe it is strawberry milkshake?
Frisk: no I would not believe that.
Chara: melted gumdrops.
Frisk: no.
Chara: red chocolate?
Frisk: no
Chara: some of Asgore's tears.
Frisk: Tell me the truth Chara!
Chara: Fine It was Altertale sans and Toriel
Frisk: I'm actually a little happy but CHARA!
Chara: well they are a soriel ship and they taking all the chocolate.
Frisk: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Chara: I will not tolerate Soriel in my life
Frisk: where are the other life boats?
Chara: whoa you won the prize I didn't notice that
Frisk: Where are the other life boats Chara?
Chara: looking at the trajectory of the sun and moon probably at the bottom of the ocean I stabbed a lot of holes in them
Frisk: Chara!
Chara: I have a problem a serious problem
Frisk: you are just terrible today!
Chara: shhhh do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Frisk: that's the sound of people drowning Chara.
Chara: that is what forgiveness sounds like screaming and then silence
Frisk: fine I'll forgive because you killed a soriel ship.
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