sans: No *throws muffin it hits Chara*
Chara: what? Who?
Mettaton: that,! that was horrible.
Chara: *picks up muffin* WHO DID THIS!? Who dares hit my beautiful head with this th-this PORKCOW!
Frisk: THAT'S A STINKING MUFFIN
Chara: SILENCE! what ever this is I'll find the beast who threw it I will find you sleep peacefully now because its the last you sleep from the moment on!
Asriel: BUT WE'RE NOT ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!
LATER THAT DAY
Frisk: Chara why is there CHOCOLATE IN THE SOAP!
Chara: I made it myself

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Randomships sans X frisk papyrus x Mettaton Undyne x Alphys Toriel x Asgore Asriel x Chara you can also ask Flowey, Nastablook, Temmie And myself if you want