How to Be a Disney Princess

Being Yourself

Once you become royalty you must remember to be true to be true to yourself, humble, graceful. But you also must be beautiful; I mean who would want to have an ugly queen? As I said earlier it’s the ugly people that are evil. Also your prince charming wouldn’t want to marry someone who was not graced with fair skin and perfect hair. However you must hide our true beauty before you become a princess, because people can get jealous and other wanna-be princess might want to ‘get rid’ of you if you seem to be competition. Not to fear! You handsome prince will soon be by your side and has he stares lovingly into your eyes he will see your true beauty from within.

A check list to make sure you are princess material would include-

Fabulous hair, which never tangles or has split ends, is able to be styles perfectly and when is down has a glorious shine to it. You hair must also swish effortlessly! As when you have impromptu song and dances in public your hair must be able to swish around and still remains perfect.

Glowing teeth, your teeth must be perfectly white. So much so that when you smile the first ten people in front of you should be temperately blinded. If your teeth are not the purest white humanly possible then you may want to stop reading and start thinking about becoming an evil witch or voodoo expert.

Flawless skin, never has there been a princess with acne, pimples, or blackheads. Be sure to clear up your skin 100% before aiming to become one. After all when your royal painting goes on display like all those before you no one would want to see a ‘princess’ with a big fat pimple on her nose. Also make sure you have a fair tan, a perfectly even fair complexion all over is a minimum standard that must be up held!

Talent, now that you won your prince over with your flawless looks and blinding smile, you must show him you are not just any old model like princess, but that you also have many hidden talents! Be this singing and dancing perfectly choreographed song that wild animals and random town’s people join into even though none of them have ever met you before. Or something a bit more low-key like saving all of China while being dressed as a dude. Either of these would make you stand out of the crowd as a more preferable choice as his future Queen.

If you do not have any if not all of these qualities you may need to give up your princess dream, or see a plastic surgeon. You subjects only deserve the best of the best and with a little practise and a lot of make-up - you can be the perfect Princess.