Running Away From Your Problems

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If waiting around just is not your thing, and you want to take action now then may I suggest running away. No better way to become royalty than running away from your problems and putting your life at risk. I mean, how else will you find your Prince, without running away from home and putting yourself in certain danger? No before you run away there are precautions you must take, first take no supplies, they will way you down- not even a water bottle.

Next when you leave it is preferred that wicked step mother of yours either runs you out of the house, or tries to hire someone to ‘make sure you never return’. This is so that she will be able to keep your father all to herself. Anyway what’s a bit of adventure without someone trying to kill you? When running the most popular place to do so are-

The dark and eerie woods that is near you home town, and is also know to have creature lurking in it that is capable of tearing you apart. After all they won’t be interested in eating a tasty soon-to-be-princess like yourself. If a little hut is in the forest (especially surrounded by dead plants) be sure to stop by and say hello, the creepy people inside love to have visitors.

The swamp, that may or may not be filled with blood thirsty crocodiles. It is also preferred if there is an evil witch in the middle of the swamp- they are so welcoming, and usually  will invite you in, however be warned they are lonely and reluctant to let you leave.

Once you have gotten far enough in your journey your dashing prince will be sure to ride pass casually on his white steed. At this point it is best to faint, that way the prince- being the gentleman that he is, will have no choice but to stop and come to your rescue. Once he has you in your arms, he will notice your beauty and be sure to ask your hand in marriage. It’s fool proof!

~~Author's Note~~

Hi! If you like this there is more to come - I upload a bit slow though. If you have any idea's on this or if there is anything that you want to see in this then please let me know in the comments :)

Thank You - Taylor

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