If you are having a troubled home life, filled with evil step mother’s and bratty half-sisters, then you are already on your way to become a princess. Your hardships will make an excellence story to tell your millions of doting subjects when you become a well-loved and caring Queen.
Firstly it is of highest importance that you become liberate of your parents. Now, if you cannot manage to do rid of both of your parents through a tragic storm, child birth or unfortunate accidents then at least rid yourself of your mum. This may take some time but if she was to ‘accidently’ have a spell cast upon her turning her to stone, then that will allow your father can marry a beautiful but evil woman.
This woman’s soul purpose in life will be to mooch off your father and try to kill you. Because once you’re out the picture she will be able to have him all to herself and then when he dies she will be able to claim all the inheritance and not have to share it with anyone else.
Your new step-mother will hate every fibre in your being and wish you dead, if not repeat step one. While you are a captive in your own home, prepare to do some back breaking work, Cinderella, Snow White and Tara all started out by scrubbing floors, windows and living without Wi-Fi- so why can’t you? You will start to think that maybe a normal life will be easier at this point in time, but you must carry on!
Soon enough your local Bachelor Prince will send a message saying he is hosting a ball. This will be you perfect opportunity for you to sneak out and have a Prince fall in love with you. If not, keep calm and there will be always be another ball. However it is preferred if you can marry him straight away, after all your new step mother would not be impressed with your latest attempts to become royalty and properly have you killed.
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How to Be a Disney Princess
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