The Misadventures Of Sam the Elf

Chapter 25 : Dungeon Exploration

Sam the elf paid Wally the Dungeon Master thirteen gold coins for all of them to go to the dungeon. Wally the Dungeon Master smiled like an innocent child when he received the gold coins with drool coming out of his mouth. This was indeed a happy moment for Wally the Dungeon Master, he had made a decent amount of money from Sam the elf and her companions. He loved Sam the elf for paying for her companions all the time. In fact seeing Sam the elf's wealth made Wally the Dungeon Master think of marrying Sam the elf for her money. Hmm, to be a gigolo for money, married to a beautiful elf, not a bad idea, thought Wally the Dungeon Master.

Now as for the dungeon, in the old days Wally the Dungeon Master would allow the Adventurers to be killed and not be bothered but now that he was a businessman, death in the Dungeon would be bad for his business. If the Adventurers survived his dungeon from level one to ten then he could milk them for more money and if any Adventurers wanted to venture beyond the ten levels then he or she had to pay one hundred gold coins per person and Wally the Dungeon Master would not guarantee his or her safety. You could say Wally the Dungeon Master is a pragmatist. However up to now, every single Adventurer after hearing that it cost one hundred gold coins to go beyond level ten of the dungeon decided to stop going to the Dungeon after level ten and Wally the Dungeon Master continued to milk his victims, er, guests for more money. It was a symbiotic relationship Wally the Dungeon Master had with the Adventurers, they provided the money to Wally and he spent it on crochet books from Earth.

Wally smiled as he led Sam the elf and her companions to the Dungeon. Wally the Dungeon Master thought now would be a good time to push for the protection insurance again. After all lightning could not strike twice. It would be impossible for another Goblin army to attack them again when they were in his dungeon.

"Ah. Miss Sam, would you like some protection insurance in the Dungeon. After all I would not like you or your companions to get hurt. And if you or your companions get hurt then I will refund double the money back to you.", Wally the Dungeon Master said slyly.

"I would like to buy protection insurance for everybody !", Jack shouted out as he sensed a business opportunity. Jack had a smug smile as he passed thirteen gold coins to Wally the Dungeon Master. Jack knew that if even one of them get scratched in the Dungeon even if it was on purpose, Wally would have to pay back the gold coins he had paid plus an additional gold coin for every gold coin he had paid. That's why Jack had a smug smile, in his mind he decided to intentionally get hurt to get the money back with interest.

"Then I shall bid you adieu. Hope you enjoy the dungeon.", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a big grin on his face as he marched out of the dungeon towards the inn.

Wally the Dungeon Master left a golem behind to look after them. What was so special about this golem was that it had intelligence and would perform its master's task diligently. And this golem could actually speak intelligently.

"Mua. Ha. Ha. Let's find some monsters to fight !", Jack shouted out.

Sam the elf, Mary, Sissy Potter, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang searched around the first level of the dungeon to look for a monster.

Out crawled a single weak monster, a slime. The slime looked at Jack and shivered. Jack ran towards the slime and proceeded to keep his sword in his sword scabbard.

"Attack me slime ! Attack me ! I am vulnerable !", Jack shouted at the slime as the slime proceeded to run away.

"Ooo... a slime, it's the first time I have seen a slime. These weak monsters do not appear in the Kingdom of Colors. How cute !", Sam the Elf said she proceeded to cuddle the slime.

The slime exploded in Sam the elf's hand and Sam proceeded to cry over the death of the slime.

Jack then found an undead soldier and once again approached it unarmed.

"Attack me ! Attack me undead soldier ! I command you to attack me !", Jack shouted at the undead soldier as he had his arms stretched out wide open to show he was not holding a weapon.

The undead soldier proceeded to charge at Jack and then tripped and collapsed on its own sword and died. It seems that Wally the Dungeon Master had set all his monsters to kill themselves rather than harm the Adventurers in the Dungeon. After all a healthy Adventurer is good for business.

"Huh ! What the hell is wrong with all these monsters ! They seem to be killing themselves !", Jack shouted in anger at his failed plan to get back his gold coins.

Looking at the situation in his ball of light, Wally the Dungeon Master was laughing at the antics of Jack. Ha, if you think you can beat me you are wrong, I am the Dungeon Master and your only purpose my victim is to be milked for all the money you have. Wally laughed internally while a big grin formed across his face. But wait there is something wrong here, it seems there is an army of Goblins approaching the inn again. And it is around ten thousand goblins again. Damn those bastards, Wally the Dungeon Master thought.

It seems the Goblin King had sent an army of ten thousand goblins to find out what happened to the Goblin Generals sent to retrieve the elf princess. What the Goblin King did not know was that the Goblin Generals sent to retrieve the elf princess had all been killed by Wally the Dungeon Master.

As the fast approaching Goblin army appeared, Wally the Dungeon Master prepared himself to deal with them again.

Meanwhile in the Dungeon, Jack had has enough and wanted to leave the Dungeon immediately.

"Everyone ! Let's get out of here ! I have had enough of this dungeon !", Jack shouted out in anger.

While Sam the elf was talking to Vivien the avatar of death third class.

"Sam, I have to go away for a while. I have been called back to Death's Realm. I don't know why but I will try to come back as soon as possible !", Vivien the avatar of death third class said to Sam the elf.

"Is anything wrong ? Take care of yourself Vivien. If you need anything do not hesitate to contact me.", Sam the Elf said sadly.

"Don't worry I think it's just management decisions. I will try to come back as soon as possible.", Vivien the avatar of death third class lied.

With that final good bye Vivien the avatar of death third class disappeared in a flash of light. No one noticed or saw this happen except for Sam the elf.

"Sam, don't be sad, don't cry, the slime just died accidentally.", Mary said as she tried to comfort Sam the elf after seeing her cry again.

While that was happening, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf saw two male Adventurers leaving the dungeon, he recognized them. They were the slavers that had captured his friends and made sex slaves of them and caused the death of four of his friends. Geraldine's heart burned in anger, he wanted to kill them. He wanted to follow them and kill them right now.

To be continued.......

(Note : more next chapter. What will happen to the Goblin army ? Will Jack ever get his gold coins back ? Why was Vivien the avatar of death called back ? Who will protect Sam the elf ? Will Geraldine get his revenge or will something worse happen like Geraldine and Sam the elf becoming sex slaves ?)