The Misadventures Of Sam the Elf

Chapter 23 : Add Ons

Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter as usual wanted to stay in the same room. When Wally the Dungeon Master and innkeeper heard that he almost collapsed on the ground. This was not because of lust but because it means less add ons and less money for Wally. Wally the Dungeon Master had long ago lost interest in girls, women or anything sex related, he was an old Dungeon Master. And he had enjoyed his time when he was young, now he no longer had any interest in anything sex related however even then he felt something towards Sam the elf.

As Wally the Dungeon Master thought whether his libido was returning he brought Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter to his penthouse room, the best and largest room in the inn. While poor Sam the elf just sighed as it was not her idea for the three of them to stay in the same room but Mary and Sissy Potter insisted. Both of them said it was better for the girls to stay together as the girls can protect each other from the lustful boys. Thus Sam the Elf ended up boarding again in the same room with these two girls. While the two ugly members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Griz the shield maiden and Wendy the witch insisted they have their own rooms in the hope that one of the boys will sneak into their room. Both are desperate to get married.

"Here you go, here is the best room free of charge for the three of you.", as Wally the Dungeon Master said that he had an evil smile slowly form on his face.

"What ?! What happened to the bed ?!", Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter all shouted out in unison as they saw that the large room did not have a bed or mattress.

"Um. That will be one gold coin. The large bed and mattress is an add on for this room although this room is free.", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a wicked smile.

"Ugh ! Here is one gold coin.", Sam the Elf said as she paid Wally the Dungeon Master.

Suddenly out of nowhere a large bed and a large mattress appeared. You see Wally is a Dungeon Master and the inn is a part of the dungeon carved out from the mountain, you could call it an outside dungeon or a dungeon extension. Because of that Wally the Dungeon Master was able to control the shape and size of the inn, in fact he could do more than that he was able to provide facilities to the rooms or take away those facilities, an example the bed.

As Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter settled down in the room they noticed that there is no bathroom.

"Ah. Mister Wally. There is no bathroom here ?", Sam the Elf asked politely.

"Ah. A bathroom is an add on. That will be one gold coin please.", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a big smile on his face. Wally felt he was making good money off these girls even though they were sharing a room.

"Ugh ! Here is one gold coin mister.", Sam the Elf said as she handed Wally the Dungeon Master another gold coin.

Suddenly out of nowhere a bathroom door appeared next to the room. And as the bathroom door swung open Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter could see a huge bathroom inside. The girls all went in to check if there was anything missing but there was none. Everything in the bathroom was there from basin, to toilet to bathtub and a shower head.

"If there is nothing more, I have to take care of the other guests.", as Wally the Dungeon Master said that he had a big smile on his face and he skipped out of the room happily.

As Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter took their bath in the bathroom, Wally the Dungeon Master was doing his add on service to Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two ugly female members of the Bone Crushing Divas,Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang.

Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two ugly members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang all reluctantly gave Wally a gold coin for their bed and mattress but they refused to give Wally the Dungeon Master another gold coin for the bathroom. In fact Geraldine the cross dressing male elf went to see Griz the shield maiden to see if she had a bathroom and when he found out she did not have one, they both went to see Wendy the witch which also did not have a bathroom. Then the three of them went to see Jack which also did not have a bathroom. Then they became four and they went to see Errol to see if he had a bathroom. The group became five as they went to each and every member of the Guys Gang to see if they had a bathroom. None of them had a bathroom.

Finally all ten of them went to see Sam the elf, Mary and Sissy Potter to see if they had a bathroom. When they found out that they had a bathroom a fight started to see who could use the bathroom first. Sam the elf reluctantly called Wally the Dungeon Master here.

"Hello Miss Sam, what can I do for you ?", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a wicked smile on his face as he was rubbing his hands.

"Um. Could you please provide each of them with a bathroom. Here is ten gold coins.", as Sam the elf said that she handed Wally the Dungeon Master ten gold coins. (Note : Sam the elf got a fortune from the evil merchant Abdul when he died)

As she said that Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang all left Sam the elf's room and went back to their respective rooms to take a bath.

"Will that be all miss Sam. Ah, I forgot to mention there is another add on. An insurance if you will. And it comes with a free dinner and a free breakfast in the morning. You could call this a bargain.", Wally the Dungeon Master said as he tried to hard sell this add on to Sam the elf.

"What is it mister ?", Sam the Elf asked as she sighed slightly at the same time.

"This add on is an insurance for your protection and safety in case at night we get attacked by monsters. You would not want me waking you up or your friends waking you up if they were attacked by monsters would you ? By the way all your friends refused to pay for this insurance.", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a sly smile on his face.

"How much ? Sigh.", Sam the Elf asked as she sighed.

"Only one gold coin for the protection insurance and you get both dinner and breakfast free of charge.", Wally the Dungeon Master said with a big smile.

"Here is eleven gold coins for all of us. Please do not wake us up in the middle of the night if there is an emergency.", Sam the Elf said while looking at Wally the Dungeon Master seriously. Sam the elf passed the eleven gold coins to Wally the Dungeon Master.

"Don't worry I guarantee it on my reputation as an innkeeper and a businessman that you will be protected and will not woken up in the middle of the night.", Wally the Dungeon Master said.

Wally the Dungeon Master's POV

Ha ! I never thought they would fall for the hard sell of my protection insurance after all almost nothing ever comes to attack us during the night except for maybe raccoons. That's the reason why I had to package the protection insurance together with dinner and breakfast because no Adventurers had ever taken the protection insurance. But now this foolish and cute elf girl had paid for the protection insurance that all her friends refused to pay for. How cute and stupid this elf girl is. Ha. Ha. I really made some money off Sam the elf. I am so happy.

As Wally the Dungeon Master thought that, he skipped happily into his own room and made dinner appear magically in all the eleven rooms. However Wally the Dungeon Master will soon regret his decision of taking the gold coins for the protection insurance from Sam the elf.

Not far away from Wally the Dungeon Master's inn in the nearby forest were ten Goblin Generals and an army of ten thousand goblins. They were looking at the inn as the goblin scouts confirmed that the elf girl was residing in that inn. The Goblin Generals decided to attack the inn and secure the elf girl for the Goblin King. If they succeeded, they would have achieved a great deed for the Goblin Kingdom and the Goblin King.

To be continued........

(Note : next chapter as the Dungeon Master tries to desperately defend himself from the Goblin army onslaught while trying not to wake up Sam the elf and her companions)