The Misadventures Of Sam the Elf

Chapter 31 : All is Fair in Love and War

The Goblin King had fallen down, his body eaten by a black colored type of magic was disappearing. Jack the goblin killer had killed the Goblin King. He was a true hero. The rest of the Guys Gang and Errol could only stare at him and grind their teeth thinking they lost a chance to show how strong they were to Sam the elf.

While Sissy Potter the heroine was showing an expression that she could have defeated the Goblin King with her sword of truth. Mary the swords woman on the other was clinging onto Sam the elf and not letting her go. Every single one of them with the exception of Geraldine the cross dressing male elf and the two members of the Bone Crushing Divas was thinking of how to get Sam the elf to fall in love with them. After all, all is fair in love and war.

As they noticed Jack was about to do something, Mary's eyes gleamed, she had a brilliant idea.

"We survived !", Mary shouted and she proceeded to hug Sam the elf and rub her cute pert buttocks in a lewd way. Sissy Potter noticing Mary's perverted idea smirked at the guys and proceeded to run over to Sam the elf and hug her while lewdly massaging her cute pert buttocks. All the guys including Jack had nosebleeds and an erection from this scene.

Damn ! Those women, Jack thought, just when he had created the perfect romantic opportunity to propose to Sam the elf, those women ! Never mind he thought, all is fair in love and war, if they think this will stop me, they are wrong.

Jack walked brazenly to Sam the elf whose pert bouncy buttocks were still being molested by the two girls while she was hugged tightly by the two of them.

"Sam marry me !", Jack said as he grabbed Sam the elf's hand and knelt down on the ground to propose marriage. Both girls were still holding onto to Sam the elf tightly although they had stopped massaging her buttocks.

"Wait, Sam, marry me !", Prince John came along and grabbed Sam the elf's other free hand and knelt down while proposing marriage.

Jack glared at Prince John. While Mary and Sissy Potter glared at Jack. And Sam the elf's cute beautiful petite body shook in confusion.

Sam the elf's POV

What is going on ? Why are they proposing marriage to me. Jack just saved me. Why is my heart beating so fast ? What should I do ? When did I become this popular ? I had never been this popular ! Should I marry Jack ? After all he saved me.

Sam the elf fainted on the spot before the other members of the Guys Gang and Errol could propose marriage to her. There were concerned shouts from Mary, Sissy Potter, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang.

As they carried Sam the elf further into the forest, the group set up camp near a river bank.

Sam the elf woke up with Mary clutching her hand smiling at her. She was in a green tent lying on a soft orange pillow.

"She's awake !", Mary shouted out from the green tent.

"Sorry about this .......", Sam the Elf said while she blushed cutely.

"It's okay Sam. Marriage is a serious matter and sometimes boys will propose marriage without any actual meaning behind it except to get the girl into bed with him.", Mary said slyly.

"Really !", Sam the elf shouted out.

"Yes. Guys are like that, they propose marriage to the girls in the hope that he can have free sex. After the sex the guy will forget about the marriage proposal and run away. Virgin females have to be especially careful of boys as they will be their prime targets. To guys, getting the girls virginity is like a game for them, the more virgins they bed, the higher the status the guys appear to other guys. So Sam don't be fooled any by guy proposing marriage ! They want to get into your pants, er, skirt.", Mary shouted out while looking at Sam the elf intently while clasping her hand tightly.

"So... I shouldn't take their marriage proposal seriously ? I should protect my virginity.", Sam the Elf said softly. As Sam the elf noted that she was still a virgin, so it makes sense what Mary is saying.

"Yes, you should not take them seriously and you should seriously protect your virginity.", Mary said with a sly smile.

"Oh.....", Sam the Elf said as her face light up making her look more beautiful. A weight seems to have fallen off Sam the elf's shoulder.

Prince John who was hiding in the shadows observing the conversation was laughing now, he could not stop from laughing at how sly Mary had been in foiling Jack's attempt to marry Sam the elf.

"Ha ! Ha ! Ha !", Prince John's laughter rang out from the green tent Sam the elf was lying in.

"Get out Prince John ! Do you want me to stab you with this sword !", Sissy Potter barged into the green tent brandishing her sword at that moment.

Prince John came out of the shadow and plodded away from the green tent.

It's seem the cunning Mary with the help of the others had stopped Jack's marriage proposal.

A sly smiled curled up on Mary's face as she winked at Sissy Potter. Sissy Potter winked back with an sly smile of her own. It was a signal to Sissy Potter that she Mary had managed to squash Jack's marriage proposal.

While Prince John went back to the Guys Gang and Errol and proceeded to tell them that Jack's marriage proposal had been thwarted by Mary and Sissy Potter. It was Sissy Potter that stopped Jack from nursing Sam the elf up in the tent and she was the one that insisted that Mary nurse Sam the elf. These two cunning girls were scary.

Jack looked despondently at the tent Sam the elf was lying in. He knew that it would be night time soon and there would be more chances to get closer to Sam the elf.

Meanwhile, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf was starting to develop feelings for Sam the elf. Or maybe Geraldine's conservative nature was starting to come out. The marriage proposal by Jack had triggered a feeling in Geraldine the cross dressing male elf. Geraldine the cross dressing male elf felt that Sam the elf should marry an elf, specifically him. After adventuring around with Sam the elf, he had noticed Sam's kind nature always sharing her food with him. Asking him every single day how he was. Sam even applied first aid for him when he cut his leg while walking near a sharp rock. Sam the elf was an angel, thought Geraldine the cross dressing male elf. He was not going to let any humans capture her heart, if anyone was going to capture the elf princess heart, it was going to be him. Sam the elf also did not have the airs of a stuck up princess, she was kind, considerate of others and as beautiful as a goddess, Geraldine thought.

As night was about to fall, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang plotted their next step in capturing Sam the elf's heart. While Sissy Potter and Mary plotted how to protect Sam the elf from all the boys. While that was happening, the two ugly members of the Bone Crushing Divas looked at the boys as they wore their sexiest clothing in the hope that this was the day that the boys would come into their tents and take their virginity and marry them.

To be continued......

(Note : more romance and adventure next time as Sam the elf journeys to the elven Kingdom. Don't worry the monster is still out there waiting to eat Sam the elf)