The Misadventures Of Sam the Elf

Chapter 29 : Survival of the Fittest

Outside the iron gates of the Freedonia, there were human slavers gathering. In fact most of these slavers was drooling at the thought of capturing golbins as their slaves. They knew it would be a matter of time before the Goblin army marching here attacked. They were preparing themselves for a huge windfall as they could get a large amount of slaves.

The King of the Kingdom of Freedom was informed of this event and he quickly rushed here with his strongest human slavers. The current king was not the original king, succession in the Kingdom of Freedom was based on how strong you were. The throne of the Kingdom of Freedom could be taken by any citizen of the Kingdom of Freedom as long as he or she was strong enough and they had an army. The current king is a rouge that goes by the name of Frederick and he had captured the royal family and their guards and made slaves of them. King Frederick made it especially so that the previous king's family became sex slaves for the people of Freedonia. To him the term survival of the fittest is the best thing to describe him. King Frederick stood six feet six inches tall, he had long black hair, black eyes, a well kept black beard, he was muscular as hell and he had a roguish look to him. And he had the charm of a rogue, women would swoon when they met him and men would want to be him.

King Frederick had brought his army who are also slavers. The army following him, both men and women were the strongest in the Kingdom of Freedom or King Frederick would have lost the throne. What the army lacked in size, the army was only made up of three thousand men and women, it made up for in power. Each members of the army had the strength of a very strong Adventurer. Now this army was about to face off against the Goblin King's Goblin army. Who will win ?

There was a blaring announcement being made by magical speakers of an imminent attack of the Kingdom of Freedonia by a Goblin army. When that happened the three slavers that Sam the elf, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf and their companions were following changed course and headed to the entrance of Freedonia's two giant gates. It was not that these three slavers wanted to help the king, they had no altruistic reasons, they had done so because they wanted to capture their own goblin slaves to sell. After all in the Kingdom of Freedom, it was the survival of the fittest.

The Kingdom of Freedom had been embroiled in long years of wars with every single neighboring country. It was known as the cursed country and it lacked resources, yet it had prevailed in every single war against these countries.

Sam the elf, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf and their companions followed the three slavers all the way to the gate. There they saw the huge fifty thousand goblin army gathering at the edge of the forest. They saw the Goblin King riding his giant wolf monster. And following him were fifty Goblin Generals riding giant wolf monsters. Behind them were goblin warriors with sword, shield and lance. And behind them were goblin archers. Behind the goblin archers were the goblin magicians. And surrounding all of them were the goblin soldiers. Could they even win against such a force ?

There were only about fourty thousand human citizens left in Freedonia due to the constant war. What could they do ? The Goblin King shouted the command attack !

Sam the elf, Mary the swords woman, Sissy Potter the heroine, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two remaining members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang were witness to the battle. They were standing on the wall of the giant iron gates looking down below them. The iron gates to the city of Freedonia had been shut and the three slavers Geraldine the cross dressing male elf was following were there.

Rows of slaver human magicians lined up and shot their magic out. Human slaver archers shot out their arrow against the Goblin army. However, standing outside the gates was the human king of the Kingdom of Freedom, King Frederick and his three thousand human army of slavers waiting for the fifty thousand goblin army.

The Goblin King seeing his enemies outnumbered retired into his camp to recieve reports from his fifty Golbin Generals which he had ordered to attack the humans.

In the tent of the Goblin King.......

"My king. My king we have a problem.", the Goblin messenger came with a message from his Goblin General.

"What is it ?", the Goblin King asked grimly.

"The humans, they are attacking us but then they run and hide in the forest.", the Goblin messenger said.

"What's wrong ? Ask the Generals to pursue them and kill them !", the Goblin King said firmly.

"That's what the Generals did, but they were ambushed and all of them were killed on the spot. They had set up a magical trap for our army. That one attack killed almost half our forces. Twenty thousand golbins dead.", the Goblin messenger said with a sad face.

"What ?!", the Goblin King shouted out. The Goblin King had never experienced guérilla tactics before, the goblins had always fought normally. But for the Kingdom of Freedonia their constant war had honed their killing skills. They had become strong, strong at war and good at being slavers.

"I should go out and lead them against the humans !", the Goblin King shouted out.

"I would not do that Your Majesty, I was sent to warn you to run. The rest of the Goblin army has been poisoned.", the Goblin messenger said in a depressing tone.

"Poisoned ! How ?", the Goblin King asked worriedly.

"It seems before we attacked, they had closed the city gates and put poison in the grounds of the surrounding areas. When the goblins stepped on the ground, they became poisoned, it is some sort of magic poison that evaporates into the air when you step on it.", the Goblin messenger said.

"What about the humans, wont they be poisoned too ?", The Goblin King asked hurriedly.

"It's seem the humans had ingested an antidote before hand and they are immune to the poison. So my king please leave this place. In fact I have been poisoned as well and my body is becoming petrified. Please leave my king while you still can.", The Goblin messenger said sadly.

Looking at the sad looking Goblin messenger the Goblin King grabbed him and ordered the remaining goblin army to follow him. They had to retreat. This battle with the humans was a disaster.

Meanwhile in the city of Freedonia, the people of Freedonia were celebrating as they had captured almost thirty thousand goblin slaves from low ranking goblin soldiers to high ranking goblin generals. It seem the poison they used was a paralyzing agent that caused the goblins to become petrified so they could be captured easily and made into slaves.

King Frederick was standing proudly above the petrified bodies of the Goblin army.

While the battle was happening Geraldine the cross dressing male elf had shot three arrows at the three human slavers that had enslaved his friends. The three human slavers had died instantly. Most of the other human slavers just ignored their death as it is the norm for humans to kill each other in the city of Freedonia from personal vendettas.

Having seen Geraldine the cross dressing male elf take his revenge against the humans, Sam the elf decided to leave the city of Freedonia when the giant iron city gates were opened again. It seems no one noticed their departure because they were too busy taking the petrified goblins as slaves. Sam the elf, Mary, Sissy Potter, Geraldine the cross dressing male elf, the two members of the Bone Crushing Divas, Jack, Errol and the Guys Gang while leaving the city of Freedonia bumped into the Goblin King and his escaping entourage in the forest.

Meanwhile, in the dungeon at the center of the Continent of Apples, Wally the Dungeon Master was doing his daily sit ups and excercise. He had decided to become muscular. In his mind, the reason Sam the elf rejected his proposal for him to become her soft rice king (Cantonese slang for men who live off a woman's earnings) was because he was not handsome enough. Wally the Dungeon Master decided to exercise until he had a muscular body. What the poor unfortunate Dungeon Master did not know was that his shape and form was fixed by the previous Creator God and could never be changed no matter how much exercise he did. Wally the Dungeon Master smiled as he thought that he would impress Sam the elf with his muscular look the next time they met, he was aiming to look like one of Earth's famous actor Dywane the rock Johnson. Wally the Dungeon Master smiled as he thought of that.

To be continued ........

(Note : told you there would be deaths, next chapter the fate of the goblin king)