Funny Situations I Witness Everyday ( FSIWE ) 1

In Hong Kong

Characters : BMW : Fat, Overpowerer

Rat face. : Rat Teeth With Pig Nose

Joker : Man With Joker's Smile

Sujata : Red Hairband Woman

Thangabali : Of Course Thangabali. Might Be Sujata's Husband And

Has Lots Of Armpit Hair

A Butt : Annoying Butt Who Troubles Everyone ( Sujata's Kid )

Black Heart : Related To BMW But Was Never Mentioned

Urgent Man. : The Man Who Cannot Wait

Stick Mother : The Evil Stickly Mother Was Only In One Story

Stick Father : The Guy Who You Can Rely On To Always Leave You

Hanging... Or Can You

Stick Daughter : The Daughter Who Was Never Mentioned

Sir : Some Guy Who Came With BMW

Stories :

Macau 30/5/2014

Urgent Work.

Story 1 : This Is The First Story. This Is When Urgent Man Strikes. So When I Was Getting Ready To Go To The City Tour Urgent Man Was Sitting In The Seat In front Of Me. And He Had Just Unlocked His ( Samsung ) Phone And Opened Photos, And After Going Through Five Photos, He Pressed The Back Button Ten Times and Locked It And Walked Off. That's Right, No Need To Close The App Just Press It A Billion Times And His Work Is Done

Sly Sujata

Part 1

Okay So First There Was Sujata Texting On Her Phone Forever While A Butt Is Constantly Annoying Her So Then Sujata Snaps And Slaps ( Hey That's A Pretty Good Title ) A Butt Real Hard And A Butt Now Has Her Face In A Pillow While Sujata Still Texts.

Part 2

This One Includes Thangabali. So Sujata Continues To Text While Suddenly. Thangabali Walks In And Says " Facebook Unfriend Karrala " ( " Did You Unfriend Me On Facebook " ) In Sujata's Mind She's Like " Uh Oh Busted " . Then She Gives A 2 Hour Explanation And I Don't Think He Was Even Listening. Because He Had Already Grabbed Her Phone And Was Figuring Out How To Sen Himself A Friend - Request. And That Was That.

My Seat

So Finally Ratface Is In This Story. Now You Know How Ratface, Joker And Urgent Man Were Always Sitting In front Of Me, Well This Time Stick Mother And Stick Father Were Siting There This Time. Then, Enter Ratface And He Said " My Seat " In A Soft Voice. Then Stick Mother Said, I Kid You Not " There Is No Such Thing As Seat " And Then, Oh Yeah Stick Father Said " Let's Go " And The Family Retreated.

Stepping Out

Alright, This One Has Ratface, Joker And Urgent Man. Joker Had Slipped Out Of The Bus After The Guide Left Even Though The Guide Had Said " Me Going To Get Others, You Staying Inside Bus Okay ". You Would Not Believe What He Stepped Out To Do, He Clicked A Picture Of Ratface And Urgent Man And Then They Clicked A Picture Of Them Then The All Stepped out And Formed A Triangle Clicking A Picture Of Each Other. I Wanted Them To Be Left Behind But They Came Back Just In Time To Slip Through The Entrance Again.

Short And Sweet

These Aren't Really Stories They Are Just Short And Sweet

Misunderstanding

We Had Gotten Late Because Of Lunch And BMW Had To Catch Her Ferry At 5:00 But It Was Only 3:30 I Think So We Had Gone To See Fisherman's Wharf ( The Way That The Guide Said It I Thought It Was Waffle But I Understood When I Read The Sign ) So The Guide Said " We Are Late Does Anybody Want Take Picture " But Before Anybody Could Answer She Said " No, No " And The Guide Said " Thank You " After That She Said Let's Go ( In Hindi ) Just Because She Wanted To Reach Her Ferry In Time. Pure Domination.

Near Death Experience

BMW Was Getting Bored So She Asked Sir ( In Hindi ) " Sir... ( He Never Listens The First Time ) Sir Do You Want To Arm Wrestle " ? And In My Mind I Was Like " WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY??? You Will Puncture The Bus And Fracture His Arm C'mon