A/N: Dedicated with morbid love to hinata10918, Smut-by-Damaris, emiskfi, and Yari_TC. Enjooooooy!! This used to be a vampire AU, so I'm sorry for the cringe....
They shuffled forward, their excitement nearly tangible as they proceeded through the densely populated venue. It was a Friday nyght and they were feeling confident, despite it being Samhain. The group of four females took their seats, just an arm's length away from the barrier that wrapped around the stage like a bow atop a Yuletide gift. To them, it indeed was a gift.
It's not everyday that BTS came to tour where they could actually afford to go see them...
"This is the greatest day of my life!" Damaris cheered, squealing as she stared up ahead of them.
"You need to use your inside voice," Yari quickly corrected her companion.
"Who cares?! WE GET TO SEE BTS!!!" Liznel waved away the comment made by the youngest.
"People are staring at us," Yari hissed, clamping her hands down on the lips of the females on either side of her.
Rolling her eyes, Damaris removed Yari's sweaty palm.
"Well, we are all gorgeous. Plus, we're wearing animal ear headbands and bright lipstick. That tends to garner attention, does it not?" Damaris chuckled.
We're also a bunch of weirdos, the eldest thought to herself as she looked at her three younger companions.
Three years ago, they'd been in a car accident. Liznel saw a dog in the street and swerved to miss it, which led them to colliding with the side of a bridge. Instead of just hitting it, they went through it. Considering that they were average swimmers, they didn't exactly get above water once they managed to undo their seatbelts and escape the sinking vehicle. Now factor in that the two of them had been injured during a game of field hockey moments prior to the accident. When they somehow woke up, they were in the hospital and met Yaritza. She had some complications with her heart and needed surgery, a similar yet different fate awaiting Damaris the same day. But for the bunny earred lass, it had been her legs that gave out on her. If not for nearly dying, the four women might have never met.
"Why should it matter what we're wearing to them, though?" Liznel scrunched up her nose.
"If it bothers you, eat them," Damaris shrugged.
"No. No eating headbands! That's way too weird and you'd get faux fur in your mouth!" Yari squeaked.
She turned her dark gaze onto the eldest, wondering why the lavender haired female had yet to speak. Yari felt herself frowning, staring at easily the tallest woman in the room.
"Could you please ask them to behave," Yari told her, folding her arms before her chest.
"Nope. There's nothing wrong with being excited," Kitty replied absentmindedly, gawking up at the thick red curtains that hid the stage.
Behind that curtain, whomever was opening for BTS was preparing for their set. Monsta X, that's who it was. She'd only heard two of their songs, but found the both of them to be quite enjoyable. Kitty was anxious despite this, her stomach churning with her uneasy mind. As she was the only one out of her small group with Asperger's Syndrome, she had senses that were much closer to that of a cat or dog than those of an average human. As she was still young, her senses would only heighten over time as they always did. Nope, Kitty Spalla was just the leader of a small group of Aspies that gamed with her on the Internet sometimes when they all had time to kill. Their senses, like hers, would continue to gradually ruin their lives as they evolved each and every day. So, she could understand why her fellow Autistic friends were shocked that Kitty not only went to a loud concert, but that she was with a bunch of neurotypicals to boot.
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|||AU// BTS // CRACKFIC||| Casually Avoiding Getting Arrested
FanfictieFour weirdos go to their first BTS concert and their lives immediately go to Hell. |||CRACKFIC W/LIMES|||