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TrevorXReader: Mario Kart

"God dammit, Trevor I fucking hate you!  I can't believe you would do this to me." I yelled, my face turning red with anger.

"You knew it would happen, i mean honestly have you even been paying attention to how things are going lately, what would you expect me to do!" He yelled back.

"You know what that it, I've had enough of your shit! I want to break up!"

"Oh, fine, be that way!"

"Fuck you! you fucking piece of shit you keep doing this to me!"

"Get over it, or leave!"

"Fuck you, you're the one that wanted to do this in the first place!"

"Oh, so I'm the fucking bad guy now, huh?  It's not my fault you so fucking terrible!"

"Oh, so I'm terrible at least I'm not a fucking asshole."

"Wow, your just so mature aren't you. Is that really the best insult you can think of!"

"Like you're any fucking better?"

"What do you mean, I'm clearly better than you!"

"Wow, you're better that me!? You're better than me! is that honestly how you defend yourself!?"

"How else do you expect me to defend myself when you're over here acting like a fucking child!"

"So, I'm the childish one here? Have you been paying attention to anything you've even been saying?"

"Ugh, i wish i had never even met you. You're just making this so hard!"

"Oh, I'm making this hard!  Do you even understand what you've been doing to me!?"

"Listen, I'm sorry okay! I guess I shouldn't have done that but it looked like it would bring some entertainment to the situation."

"You thought it would be fucking funny!? You thought ruining everything I had achieved would be fucking funny!"

"Yeah, kinda."

"Fuck you."

"Guys," Aleks said from the other side of the room. "I think you should stop playing Mario Kart for a bit."

"Shut the fuck up Aleks!" We yelled at the same time.