*If you want more than a few upvotes and views check part two.*
Hi, I am [the vessel of Satan] uhh, ahem,sorry. I am Jebsthebadger [The child of darkness] oh,uhh I mean. [666] *cough**cough* sorry I am a bit sick [Of all these dumb mortals] *cough*Oh*cough* sorry I uhh, didn't mean to....uhhh.
So let's get to the point, if you comment "Read for Read [Also I swear to give my soul to the lord of darkness]" and then...Oh sorry, I slipped there. No need to type that last part. Then I will read and upvote one of your story, and you read and upvote this story and one other book of mine. [And every time you do that, you lost a piece of your soul] It's a win&win situation!
[soul pieces collected : 3]
We have better deal in part two, please check it out!
YOU ARE READING
Read for Read [how to sell your soul for views]
HumorTotally a normal place where you can comment and we can [resurrect the dark lord]... I mean.. uhhh. Trade read and upvotes with one another. Yeah, totally. [Our souls will burn in hell for eternity] What? Who said that?