Read for Read [how to sell your soul for views]

How to gain more

Have you ever think that selling pieces of your soul for a few views and upvotes aren't worth it?

Well, look no further.
"The Ritual Of Author" is here to give you all better deals.

If you complete the ritual you will become the author you always want to be.
Millions of views? Checked!
Millions of upvotes? Checked!
Millions of fans? Checked!
Be truly happy? Well.....maybe.

All you need is:
An empty book
Basic fire starting kit
A knife
Ashes of dead wattpad authors

What you need to do:
1. Cut your wrist, and use your blood to rewrite your favorite wattpad's story on an empty book.

2.Use the ashes of a dead wattpad authors to draw the wattpad's symbol.

3.Wait until exactly midnight.

4.Place the book in the middle of the symbol, then set the book ablaze while chanting
"I am one with the void!"
"I am one with darkness!"
"I am one with Wattpad!"

5. Piss on the flame and run away.

6. Profit

*side effects may include: become soulless for the rest of your life, and burn in hell for eternity after death.*