Short Stories

Demons and Angels and a stupid human being

Thats a long title if I say so myself but meh on to the story.

Whats great about life huh?Well name is Noah and I encountered a demon...

A few days ago
"I don't know what you're doing to me,Mon chéri" I said singing with the radio whilst driving.It was a great day for me got a promotion on my part-time job,passed the exams and went to my first party which was fun I mean I did drink and now I'm driving but I ain't drunk."But I'm no good,good at lip service" I said singing again with the radio whilst singing I saw a black figure in front of me "Jesus Mother of God" I said hitting the brakes immediately before I ran it over "The fuck is that" I cursed "I've seen horror movies and I know not to investigate a fucking black figure" I slowly went of the car "Don't do it don't do it don't do it" I repeated to myself and went I got close to it I touch it and said "Mister you aren't really supposed to be in the middle of the road and it's really danger.." I was cut off when he turned around and I saw the behemoth in front of me "Fucking demons" I swear running back to my car and inserting the keys in but failing "Fuck fuck fuck why is it not going it the fucking hole" I cursed loudly when I realized I was using my house key.I inserted the right key and started the engine and went backward "Fuck you motherfucking demon thing" I said giving him the finger whilst reversing.

I started heading to a different road going to my board house "Fuck I really need to listen to my tunes" I said.While switching through the radio stations I heard "You...*switch*...can't...*switch*..run" "Oh fuck!" I said "I am dead..".

The Next Day
I called Woods,a great friend of mine "Woods you'll never believe what I saw last night" I said "What?Naked Girls,Dead bodies oh I think I know a man so high he crashed a car and he survived and he went on a killing spree" he said "Are you fucking playing a game?" I said "Uhhh well yeah" he said as I heard background noise sounding like a scream from his game "Well back to the thing I saw.I saw a fucking demon Woods a demon" I said "Ok let me pause my game her.You went to the party yesterday right?" he said "Yeah why?" I said "Did you drink or take any party drugs?" he said "I drank" I said "How many?" he asked "10 shots" I said "You sure you weren't fucking just hallucinating" he said "If I did hallucinate explain why the radio said I can't run right after I saw the demon" I said doubting him "Coincidence..Many songs have the words you,can't and run as it's very fucking common words Noah" he said "Yeah well I guess you are right" I said "Can I pla..." he got cut off by a strange sound freezing everything around me "The actual fuck is going on" I said putting the phone down "What's your name boy" a deep,scary voice said.
I turned around and saw the demon I saw yesterday "Fuck you fuck you" I said making the cross symbol with my hands and backing up "Foolish mortal when a demon asks you question answer it!" he said grabbing my collar and bringing me up "My name is Noah and I fucking hate you" I said trying to hit him will he held me up and high "Well Noah the gates of hell is waiting for you" he said "Wha.." even before I can finish I felt something stab me.It was his hand reaching my heart and crushing it then I fell into the ground passing out and dead...

Somewhere
I woke up in a white room sitting on a chair with the same color I started looking around and I noticed a vase with flowers,another chair like mine and thats it after looking around a person was seated on the chair opposite of me "So Noah Arkson how do you know who killed you?" he said "Who are you?" I asked "Name is Light that's all you need to know I'll repeat do you know who killed you?" he said "A demon" I said leaning back on my chair and crossing my legs "Not only a demon.Its the big bad himself,Satan.You encountered him the first time two days ago and you survived what a miracle I must say now some information for you.We are having trouble figuring out where you will go so we've chosen to separate you into two separate bodies one will go to hell and one will go to heaven the one will go to heaven will assist the angel in protecting it as we've picked up a high amount of dark energy heading towards the gates of heaven and about to siege us and the other one in hell will wipe out any demons trying to stop our angels going down there and killing Satan that's all you may go" he said "Wait wha *Soul divided* holy shit I have a big as forehead" I said "Yeah you do" my divided soul said "Damn" I said then suddenly he stared going down and I started to fly up "Motherfuckerr!" I said.