Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together
Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!
I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!
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Jokes and Funny Texts
HumorThese are a few jokes and funny texts that I found. Dedicated to Martha