Jokes and Funny Texts

Harry potter pick up lines

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together

Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!

I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!