Person1: dude, I wasn't that drunk
Person2: you ran into a brick wall 7 times saying "I need to get to Platform 9 and 3/4!!!! We'll miss the train!!
Person1: oh shit, really?
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Jokes and Funny Texts
HumorThese are a few jokes and funny texts that I found. Dedicated to Martha
Person1: dude, I wasn't that drunk
Person2: you ran into a brick wall 7 times saying "I need to get to Platform 9 and 3/4!!!! We'll miss the train!!
Person1: oh shit, really?