Why so stupid, Mr Cupid?

Chapter 2 || Meeting The American Adonis

Picture to the side or above if you are on mobile is the 'American Adonis' who is played by Chace Crawford (btw I imagined him to be as he was in his Gossip Girl Season 1)

C H A P T E R T W O || MEETING THE AMERICAN ADONIS

When I walked into the kitchen, the first thing I saw was spaghetti.

It covered the floor and the ceiling and the counter. And my brothers.

Yup.

My brothers, all five of them, were throwing lumps of spaghetti at each other.

Let me take a moment to introduce to you my brothers.

River is the eldest and 22 years old. Then there is Jared who is 20 and Chase who is 19. I have a twin brother, Nate and last but not least Zach aka the devil child. Also the reason that I had to go to school with green teeth for a week!

After a long, hard and extremely awkward day at school I come back to this? For the whole hour Connor and I spoke to each other in small, simple words all while I cursed my unlucky life. And now this?

"What is Satan's name is going on?" I growled. All of them froze and turned to me in synchronisation. WTH? How on earth do they do that. They all looked at me with a mixture of fear and mischief.

That is, until my younger brother Zach threw a lump of spaghetti on me.

"Get her," he screeched and all of them started to lob spaghetti chunks at me. I took cover behind the kitchen counter and grabbed a bowl filled with spaghetti. Creeping around the corner, I chucked it towards Zach. It hit him directly on the face. Bulls eye.

Now if you're wondering what happened to the sweet, little good girl, let me tell you, it disappears as soon as my brothers come into the picture. After living with them for 17 years, you learn to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Just as I was going to creep back and grab the pot filled with more spaghetti, I felt something cold trickle down my back. I turned around to see my oldest brother, River, holding a water gun.

"Oh hey sis." He smirked and squirted more of the substance onto my face.

"What is that?" I spluttered.

"Spaghetti sauce." He grinned. "It was supposed to be for the food, but it works better on your face." Being the evil little goblin he is, River squirted more of the sauce onto my face.

"What on earth is going on?" A voice roared above all the commotion. Mum!

She had come to my rescue.

"What is this mess?" She surveyed her kitchen with a sad expression. "And what on earth are you doing to your sister River?" Yes!

Due to the fact that I was still crawling on the ground and River was holding a water gun to my face, I looked innocent.

"You boys are in so much trouble!" Mum exclaimed and glared at each one of them. "You at to clean this entire kitchen up and make dinner tonight and do all the dinner duties for the rest of the week!" Go mum! "And apologise to your poor sister." She added and threw me a quick wink.

It was official. My mum rocked!

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After cleaning my self up, I closed my bedroom door, making sure to lock it. I walked over to the canvas I had hanging above my bed and reached behind it. I pulled out my diary and grabbed a pen.

I know, its weird to keep my diary in such a top, secret hidden place but I do have five brothers who think it is hilarious to invade my privacy. I used to keep my diary in my bag but Zach stole it and thought it would be funny to read it out to my current crush at the time. He thought it would be extra hilarious to read out the parts where I described how cute he looked in his sports uniform. He switched sports classes after.