Title is self explanatory. Ask Paul anything!
DISCLAIMER: I am not, in any way, representing the real Paul McCartney and using his reactions. The Paul in this book is the stereotypical one that most Beatlemaniacs recognize.
Hello, my wonderful people! It's me, Paul, and I'm back with a few questions from -IAmTheWalrus-!
Yes! Paul! I have some questions 😂
Hey there! I'm ready to answer them! By the way, I love your username! Goo goo g'joob!
1. What is your opinion on the Paul is Dead theory?
Me: Hahaha 😂
Paul: I think it doesn't make any sense! At all! First off, if I was dead, why didn't my friends tell the public? Second, how did they even manage to find a random person that has my skills, my voice, my looks and my sass? I don't think anyone in the world would look and act exactly like me! Third, who in the right mind would listen to songs being played backwards?
Me: Exactly!
Paul: Anyways, this is my response to the theory, either this:
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Me: Nice one, Paul.
Paul: Haha, thanks. Next question, please?
2. Your favorite book?
Paul: The Fault in our Stars! I literally cried at that part when Augustus died. Seriously, it ripped my insides apart.
Me: ...Meh.
3. What was your least favorite subject?
Paul: It's a tie between algebra and chemistry. I just don't understand how you have to find x or y like that. And all those formulas... ughhhh.
Me: Geometry is worse.
4. Do you think you are the cute Beatle?
Paul: Well, duh! Isn't it obvious? *flutters eyelashes*
Me: *rolls eyes*
Paul: Don't you agree, Kirsten?
Me: I beg to differ, but... *shows picture of George*
Paul: Whatever. At least birds like me.
*all species of birds go to Paul*
Paul: No, not these birds! My fans.
*propsman brings electric fans to Paul*
Paul: *facepaulm*
Me: *laughs* Next question, please.
5. What's your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?
Paul: Sometimes, I just sit down and try and write songs. Sometimes, I rehearse my bass lines. Sometimes, I join Ringo and George in their game of marbles when I have a writer's block.
Ringo (from the other room): You still owe me 20 sandwiches, Paul!
Paul: Okay, okay! Calm down, Rings!
This is such an amazing book! Thanks so much XD
Aww, thanks, -IAmTheWalrus-! And it's no problem, love! I love answering all your questions! Please do ask more!
Anyways, that's all for now.
See y'all in the next chapter, my lovelies! 😘
- Paul
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Sorry if it was a bit late! Had a busy day today 😭
