Hello, my lovely Macca-maniacs! It's your man, Paul, and I'm back with a few questions from -Sitarday- and Justadaytripper!
Questions from -Sitarday-:
Hi, Paul! I've got more questions!
Hello there! I'm ready to answer them, as always! *grins*
1. Who is your favorite actor?
Paul: Well, there are a lot of wonderful actors right now, but I think my faves are Robin Williams and Johnny Depp. They are really good actors, and they really get into the character they're playing.
Me: Ooh, Johnny Depp! He's a handsome fella!
Paul: I was really excited when I got to play the role of Johnny's character's uncle in Pirates of the Caribbean! Johnny and I just... you know, had a great time.
2. Weirdest saying you've ever heard?
Paul: For some reason, it's "money can't buy you happiness". Well, sure it can't buy you love, but you have to pay stuff for little things that make you happy, like Beatles records, circus rides and all that stuff.
Me: Maybe it really means "money can't buy you joy".
Paul: Well it should be written that way.
3. What is your favorite word to say?
Me: His favorite word to say is 'you know'.
Paul: I never said that was my favorite word to say! Oh, and by the way, those are two words!
Me: Alright then, it's 'y'know'. That is one word. And here's proof:
Paul: .....
Me: Ha! Left you speechless! *dances like Ringo*
Paul: You know, I don't say 'you know' that much, you know, it's just... I don't know, you know.
Me: Oh yeah? Like, 90% of your interviews are just you saying 'you know'.
Paul: No, seriously though.
Me: And like, 90% of the chapters in this book are 'you know'
Paul: Ughhhh. Anyways, let's go to the next question!
Questions from Justadaytripper:
HELLO TO THE AMAZING, SWEET, FUNNY, SEXY, CHARMING PAUL MCCARTNEY! Or should I say Paul McCharmly 😘
Hello to you too! Wow, that's a lot of compliments! Thank you, love! No need to shout! Hahaha, kidding, kidding 😂
Got a few inquiries ma love ❤
Sure, I can answer them!
1) Are you a ladies' man?
Paul: Eh... not really.
Me: He's not - he's a womanizer.
Paul: Shut up, Kirsten!
Me: What? You dated, I don't know, a lot of women when you were young. And you marry random women even to this day.
Paul: Well, I admit, I fell for a lot of women. And a lot of women fall for me because... *sassy hair flip*
Me: *rolls eyes*
2) How can I get you amazing arch eyebrows?
Paul: Just watch YouTube tutorials on how to get the perfect eyebrows. And watch the RIGHT ones. You might not wanna follow this girl:
Yeah, hers is such a complete disaster. And make sure my brows are better than Cara Delevingne's.
Me: Do them yourself, Paul.
Paul: I would, but she wanted to do my eyebrows, so yeah.
3) What shampoo do you use?
Paul: Well, most of the time, I use regular men's shampoo, but if we have a performance, I use Kerastase Bain Apres-Soleil shampoo. Most people use that to enhance the appearance of their hair, you know. Sometimes Fekkai Brilliant Glossing Shampoo to make my hair shiny. Then I condition my hair with Pantene Breakage to Strength conditioner to strengthen it while I bob my head back and forth.
Me: Wow, he's giving beauty tips.
Paul: Then, to keep my hair as lively as possible, I put on Moroccanoil Intense Hydrating mask and use it overnight.
Me: You do know those are products for girls, right?
Paul: Yeah, but if I want good hair, I use these.
4) How would you like your girlfriend to dress?
Paul: In any way, as long as what she wears suits her.
Me: You a fashion police, Pol?
Paul: Yes, I'm afraid I am.
5) What do you look for in a bird?
Paul: Although I am concerned with her looks, they are still optional. My girl must have be loving, caring, kind, gentle, and must have a sense of humour.
Me: Aww, Paulie's such a sweetheart!
Paul: Shut up.
6) What are your turn-ons?
Paul: Mascara. And other cosmetics. And other hair products.
Me: Unexpected of him.
Love u Paulie 😘😉🍏✌❤
Paul: Love you too! *sends kiss*
Thanks for the wonderful questions, -Sitarday- and Justadaytripper ! I loved answering every bit of them! Please do ask more questions everyone!
See you guys!
- Paul
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RandomTitle is self explanatory. Ask Paul anything! DISCLAIMER: I am not, in any way, representing the real Paul McCartney and using his reactions. The Paul in this book is the stereotypical one that most Beatlemaniacs recognize.
